IGNORE SUIT POWERS
September 10, 2010 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Advice Meme, Depressing, Metroid, Nintendo, Team Ninja, Wii
I remember when Samus used to wear the pants around here. You know, the bright orange metal pants!
JUMP KICKING VIRTUAL SPACE PIRATES
September 4, 2010 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Kickin' It, Kung-Fu, Metroid, Nintendo, Team Ninja, Wii
Space karate in Metroid:Other M is fun I guess… still kind of prefer the wave beam though. PEW PEW!
The Creation of Mario
June 22, 2010 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Artistic, Metroid, Nintendo, Power-Ups, Spiritual Enlightenment, Super Mario Bros, The Legend of Zelda
When Miyamato came up with Mario, this is EXACTLY how I pictured it going down.
An amazing parody of Michelangelo’s The Creation of Adam by TsaoShin, submitted by Leo058 and GameGeneral.
IMMA CHARGIN’… MAH CHAIN CHOMP?
May 7, 2010 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Balls of Steel, Heavy Weapons, Metroid, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Wii
I will admit that Nintendo Mania‘s grapple beam upgrade is probably a bit more deadly, but who’s going to take Samus seriously with a weapon that looks like that?
[GAME] Super Mario Bros. Crossover
April 28, 2010 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Capcom, Castlevania, Contra, Cray-Z Crossovers, Games, Konami, Mega Man, Metroid, NES, Nintendo, Retro, Super Mario Bros, Teamwork, The Legend of Zelda, Too Much Free Time, Web Games, Weird
Finally my dream of playing through the original Super Mario Bros. with Mega Man (and every other one of my favorite NES heroes) can come true! (Click here to play)
Thanks Exploding Rabbit!
Captain tested, Luigi-approved
April 16, 2010 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Awkward Moments, Bad Ideas, Boobies, F-Zero, Metroid, Motivational, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Teamwork, Wii
Captain Falcon never learns… maybe it’s because Luigi is egging him on?
By Rogue OBrandy
IN SPACE…NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU BOOT ALIENS IN THE HEAD
March 13, 2010 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Aliens, Head Shot, Kickin' It, Metroid, Movies, Nintendo, Team Ninja, Wii
Is it me, or is Samus resorting to a lot more physical violence in Metroid: Other M?
Hey, Sammy… you know you’ve got a giant gun on one of your arms, right?
SAMUS’S WEAKNESS
March 2, 2010 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Backstab, Irony, Metroid, Motivational, Nintendo, PC, Science/Math
Interesting… interesting… this data could prove valuable to a Miss Mother Brain!
Of course it’s not the first time a debilitating weakness has been found on Halolz!
By sasuketoo
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