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I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE RESEARCHING POKEMON

November 25, 2010 by  
Filed under Advice Meme, Irony, Nintendo, Pokémon

I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE RESEARCHING POKEMON, TAKE MY POKEDEX WITH YOU. IT'S EMPTY

I mean, you could have AT LEAST put Bulbasaur, Squirtle and Charmander in there… they’re sitting RIGHT THERE on the table!
By Darth_Destro

YOU CHOOSE CHARMANDER, MY GRANDSON CHOOSES SQUIRTLE

November 3, 2010 by  
Filed under Advice Meme, Depressing, Nintendo, Pokémon

YOU CHOOSE CHARMANDER, MY GRANDSON CHOOSES SQUIRTLE... BULBASAUR STAYS ON MY DESK FOREVER

Being one of the three starter Pokemon seems awesome, unless you’re the one that isn’t picked. Then you’re FOREVER ALONE…
By Bob McPhee

WHAT WAS HIS NAME AGAIN?

October 28, 2010 by  
Filed under Advice Meme, Failure, Nintendo, Pokémon

THIS IS MY GRANDSON, HE'S MY ONLY FAMILY MEMBER IN THIS TOWN, WHAT WAS HIS NAME AGAIN?

It may be possible he’s just getting Alzheimer’s at this point.
By General Asshat

HEY! STEP AWAY FROM THAT TALL GRASS!

HEY! STEP AWAY FROM THAT TALL GRASS! DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S DANGEROUS TO WALK FIFTEEN FEET FROM YOUR HOUSE?

Seriously kid what are you stupid?! There are level 2 ratatta out there that will murder you and everyone you love!
By Andru

IS YOUR MOTHER STILL SINGLE?

IS YOUR MOTHER STILL SINGLE? GO CATCH EVERY POKEMON IN THE WORLD

Have fun kid! And uh, you know. Take your time!
By JasoTheArtisan

DON’T RIDE YOUR BIKE INDOORS

DON'T RIDE YOUR BIKE INDOORS I WILL FIND OUT IMMEDIATELY

Oak is watching you. ALWAYS WATCHING. Don’t you dare pull that bike out inside a building! DON’T YOU DO IT!
By Rocker23220

[VIDEO] Pokemon Battling: An Investigative Report

That undercover agent is a cold hearted douche!
By GelfBury, submitted by Jesse G.

WE’VE DISCOVERED ABOUT 350 MORE

August 21, 2010 by  
Filed under Advice Meme, Irony, Nintendo, Pokémon

WITHIN THE FIRST 5 YEARS OF YOUR JOURNEY, ASH, WE'VE DISCOVERED ABOUT 350 MORE

Shit, we should have started sending 10 year olds out to do this research years ago! We weren’t getting anywhere before that!
By Ben

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