If you want your family back…

If you want your family back, it will cost $1600.

Holding my Pokemon for ransom is one thing… but now it looks like that old couple at the daycare are starting to play hardball!
By Diego_UK

Darwin’s Theory of Pokémon Evolution

Darwin's Theory of Pokemon Evolution

Blasphemy! Pokéscience has no room for your radical theories on “natural selection!”
All Pokemon were created by a single almighty being! (…Nintendo)
By Santo76 and Bio-bot 9000

My thundershock kills all the birds in the yard

My thundershock kills all the birds in the yard and they're like barrwhaahjdhh

Hmmmm… I’ll be interested to see the parody lyrics that you regulars come up with for this one… :P
By Kiyi-chan