HEAVEN OR HELL – LETS ROCK!

An epic battle for those who worship in the Church of Falcon! Can’t let you show me your moves, Captain!
Screenshot by Caelun_Niveus

AND FROM THE HEAVENS CAME AN ALMIGHTY FALCON KICK

Oh Moses… asking if it could it be parted… what a silly question!
By Zach

NUTCRACKER – UR DOIN’ IT WRONG

Two problems Falcon…
1. That is not what “nutcracker” means.
2. King Dedede has no genitalia.
Other than that, keep up the good work!
By Alex Biondi

falcon’s family planning

Falcon Family Planning… helping you to solve your teen pregnancy!
By reaperfox

CHECKING FOR A FEVER 2: GANONDORF EDITION

Looks like Dr. Falcon PhD is at it again!
By William Whitson

CHECKING FOR A FEVER

Or… on the other hand… you’re doing it ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!
By Missinko009

CAN’T LET YOU DO TH-

Thanks to Hiroko, Wolf Wednesday is about to be falcon punched into next week!

[MERCH] FALCON ASYLUM?

FINALLY, I can tell you guys about the two new shirts for this fall! Check ’em out!

Pretty awesome, right? Not only that but I’m starting off the first run of the cool new Falcon Lunch shirts at a special discounted price! And if that weren’t crazy enough, you may even be able to find an ADDITIONAL discount by following Ninja-Bot on Twitter! HAVE I GONE INSANE? Quite possibly! Well at least we know which mental institution they’ll be sending me to in Gotham!

Oh and a quick shout out to my new pal Caldwell Tanner who put together the awesome Falcon Lunch design! Check out some of his other work here!

« Previous Page