You may recognize this new shirt from one of our past submissions!
Here’s our extended description (which we borrowed from TCC)!
“I’M ON A BOAT”
Aww shit
Get your tunics ready it’s about to go down.
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin’ deck
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin’ this, let’s go!
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I’m sailin’ on a boat (sailin’ on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin’ boat (boat, yeah)
I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin’ on a boat on the Great sea
Bustin’ five knots, Wind Waker in my coat
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat!
Take a pictograph (trick), I’m on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking chuchu jelly champ, ’cause it’s so thick (thick)
I got my Goron tunic, and my Staff of Pacci
I’m flippin’ boulders, you at Dragon Roost flippin’ copies!
I’m glidin’ on a deku leaf, doin’ flips and shit
droppin’ deku nuts, gettin e’rybody all ‘effed
But this ain’t Hyrule, it’s the Great Sea bitch
I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget!
I’m on a boat and, it’s goin’ fast and
I got a nautical theme song, tunic, and green hat
I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Tetra
If you’re on the shore, then your a pig thing, you betcha!
(Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!)
Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I jump buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I’m on the deck all alone, motherfucker (yeah)
except the boat ’cause it’s alive, motherfucker!
Hey Gramms, if you could see me now (see me now)
treasure chests wide open on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
With the Triforce, anything is possible!
[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat
It’s a big blue watery road (yeah)
hey Gannon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I’d see the day
With the King a’ Red Lions’ comin’ my way
Believe me when I say,
I fucked a zora!I’ve been told you can get a 5% discount on this shirt by using coupon code “SHARKBITE” when you check out! Go go go!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 5, 2009 · 1:32 AM
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Categories: Chillaxin', GameCube, Merchandise, Musical, News, Nintendo, The Legend of Zelda, Under the Sea · Leave a comment (26 Comments) |
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Hey it’s December! Time to start your holiday shopping, right? Well good news for you… we’ve got eight brand new shirts for you to consider during your next wave of impulsive spending!
We’ll be featuring each of the new shirt designs periodically on the site during the next two weeks, but for those too anxious to wait you can now pre-order them through Ninja-Bot (and our distributor SharkRobot). Enjoy!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 1, 2009 · 1:22 AM
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What if Bioshock were written as a fairy tale? Destructoid & GameTrailers tackles this long burning question!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 26, 2009 · 1:04 AM
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Categories: 2K Games, Artistic, BioShock, Irony, Power-Ups, Storytime/Wordplay, Under the Sea, Video Clips · Leave a comment (52 Comments) |
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Ok, when I posted part 1 of this on Sunday I had no idea I’d be posting three more right away! But they’re just so good! Thanks hiimdaisy for keeping us laughing for four submissions in a row!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 12, 2009 · 3:36 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Awkward Moments, Head Shot, Irony, Lucky Day, Nintendo, Sequential Art, Stabbey Stabbey, The Legend of Zelda, Under the Sea · Leave a comment (51 Comments) |
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Oh right, Sunday comics! We’re trying to make that a thing now!
This great Wind Waker one is by hiimdaisy and was submitted by deadsy.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 11, 2009 · 12:02 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Depressing, Nintendo, Sequential Art, The Legend of Zelda, Under the Sea · Leave a comment (63 Comments) |
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Lukmuxik offered this follow-up to last week’s Church of Falcon submission! Who knew a huge body of water had such moves?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 14, 2009 · 10:09 PM
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Categories: Bad Grammer, Church of Falcon, F-Zero, Nintendo, Spiritual Enlightenment, Super Smash Bros, The Great Outdoors, Under the Sea · Leave a comment (196 Comments) |
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Jonny Menace just classed up one of my favorite Halolz movie submissions!
NOW AVAILABLE IN SHIRT FORM!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 6, 2009 · 2:46 PM
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Categories: GameCube, Musical, Nintendo, Party Time, The Great Outdoors, The Legend of Zelda, Under the Sea · Leave a comment (210 Comments) |
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Christ, I hate to admit I laughed out loud at this one! His expression is priceless!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 1, 2009 · 10:23 AM
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Categories: 2K Games, BioShock, Disguises, Disturbing, It's A Trap!, No Caption Needed, Under the Sea · Leave a comment (No Comments) |
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