If only one company could do everything right… think of the amazing games we’d get!
By Shamus Young [Stolen Pixels]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 5, 2010 · 12:15 PM
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Seriously… why would anyone sign up for a job protecting the princess? There’s a kidnapping attempt on her almost every day, and in Smash Bros. things are even more dangerous!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 5, 2010 · 2:26 AM
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Categories: Depressing, GameCube, Nintendo, Shields Up, Special Attacks, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros · Leave a comment (116 Comments) |
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Hey now, normally Pokémon breeding would be fine… but not when you’re in the middle of Smash Bros. Melee!
By Matt Hunter
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 26, 2010 · 12:34 AM
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Categories: Adult Situations, Disturbing, GameCube, Motivational, Nintendo, Pokémon, Special Attacks, True Love · Leave a comment (74 Comments) |
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You may recognize this new shirt from one of our past submissions!
Here’s our extended description (which we borrowed from TCC)!
“I’M ON A BOAT”
Aww shit
Get your tunics ready it’s about to go down.
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin’ deck
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin’ this, let’s go!
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I’m sailin’ on a boat (sailin’ on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin’ boat (boat, yeah)
I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin’ on a boat on the Great sea
Bustin’ five knots, Wind Waker in my coat
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat!
Take a pictograph (trick), I’m on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking chuchu jelly champ, ’cause it’s so thick (thick)
I got my Goron tunic, and my Staff of Pacci
I’m flippin’ boulders, you at Dragon Roost flippin’ copies!
I’m glidin’ on a deku leaf, doin’ flips and shit
droppin’ deku nuts, gettin e’rybody all ‘effed
But this ain’t Hyrule, it’s the Great Sea bitch
I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget!
I’m on a boat and, it’s goin’ fast and
I got a nautical theme song, tunic, and green hat
I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Tetra
If you’re on the shore, then your a pig thing, you betcha!
(Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!)
Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I jump buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I’m on the deck all alone, motherfucker (yeah)
except the boat ’cause it’s alive, motherfucker!
Hey Gramms, if you could see me now (see me now)
treasure chests wide open on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
With the Triforce, anything is possible!
[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat
It’s a big blue watery road (yeah)
hey Gannon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I’d see the day
With the King a’ Red Lions’ comin’ my way
Believe me when I say,
I fucked a zora!I’ve been told you can get a 5% discount on this shirt by using coupon code “SHARKBITE” when you check out! Go go go!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 5, 2009 · 1:32 AM
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Categories: Chillaxin', GameCube, Merchandise, Musical, News, Nintendo, The Legend of Zelda, Under the Sea · Leave a comment (26 Comments) |
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Ugh, not that I’m super behind or anything, but I’m finally “officially” announcing the new
Two Girls, One-Up t-shirt! (available at Ninja-Bot)
You can tell Daisy’s into it, but I think Peach is just experimenting!
Grab yours today! 2000+ diggs can’t be wrong!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 27, 2009 · 1:36 PM
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Categories: Adult Situations, Best Friends 4-Eva, Disturbing, GameCube, Merchandise, N64, News, Nintendo, Power-Ups, Super Mario Bros, Teamwork, Wii · Leave a comment (26 Comments) |
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Jonny Menace just classed up one of my favorite Halolz movie submissions!
NOW AVAILABLE IN SHIRT FORM!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 6, 2009 · 2:46 PM
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Categories: GameCube, Musical, Nintendo, Party Time, The Great Outdoors, The Legend of Zelda, Under the Sea · Leave a comment (210 Comments) |
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Oh god, kill it with fire! Wait, it’s just a cute little pikmin… KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
By Kazegen
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 26, 2009 · 1:44 PM
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Categories: Cray-Z Crossovers, GameCube, Nintendo, PC, Pikmin, Science/Math, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software · Leave a comment (36 Comments) |
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Pikachu has assumed the position, time for JonnyMenace to proceed with the rectal exam!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 18, 2009 · 1:23 AM
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Categories: Bootylicious, GameCube, Metroid, Nintendo, Pokémon, Super Smash Bros · Leave a comment (33 Comments) |
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