I mean sure it gives me lots of other things too… sand, coal, red stone, diamond. Also sometimes playing it so much it gives me a boner!
By Rob Balder [Check out his comic Erfworld, they just put their first book up for preorder!]
Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 2, 2010 · 2:24 AM |
Categories: Cock Joke, Minecraft, Motivational, PC, The Great Outdoors · Leave a comment () 117 Comments |
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At least in this game the giant dicks exploding in your face are green! Not that… you know… I’ve had OTHER dicks exploding in my face. THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER
By cool dude Chris Jeffery [Cartridge Comics]
Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 8, 2010 · 9:49 AM |
Categories: Artistic, Cock Joke, Explosives, Minecraft, Sequential Art, Zombies · Leave a comment () 51 Comments |
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No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
That is NOT a toy you should bring back to the saferoom for Katey!
By Xeno_Bryan
Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 4, 2010 · 11:23 PM |
Categories: Bad Ideas, Capcom, Cock Joke, Dead Rising, Disturbing, PC, Playstation, Secret Items, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 85 Comments |
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Haha whut? That’s crazy! Five dollars for a newspaper?!
Submitted by Nick Soapdish
Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 28, 2010 · 11:53 AM |
Categories: Apple, Cock Joke, Incoming Transmission, Maxis, PC, Retro, Serious Business, SimCity/The Sims, Weird · Leave a comment () 56 Comments |
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Okay, who DIDN’T get this in their email box the other day and think to themselves “Wow Kirby’s way more of a man than I realized!” Well little did you realize the little guy has always been quite virile!
By AquaLink
Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 27, 2010 · 4:15 PM |
Categories: Cock Joke, Growth Spurt, Kirby, Motivational, Nintendo, Wii · Leave a comment () 91 Comments |
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Following the chain of command gets harder for the Terrans every day…
By CollegeHumor
Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 12, 2010 · 10:21 AM |
Categories: Bad Ideas, Blizzard, Cock Joke, Explosives, Failure, Incoming Transmission, PC, Starcraft, Video Clips · Leave a comment () 49 Comments |
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Normally the Engineer doesn’t have much trouble keeping it up, but every now and then we all need some assistance!
By Shippiddge, submitted by Kirk S.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 5, 2010 · 9:46 PM |
Categories: Cock Joke, Irony, PC, Playstation, Serious Business, Sneak Attack, Stabbey Stabbey, Team Fortress 2, Teamwork, Things Are Heating Up, TV Shows, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 98 Comments |
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Oh Square Enix… you just love sneaking those dongs in there don’t you?
By Ian H.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 29, 2010 · 1:30 AM |
Categories: Cock Joke, Fashion Faux Pas, Final Fantasy, Playstation, Square Enix, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 31 Comments |
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