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Even with rocket powered intel, Heavy is not ideal for CTF maps…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 6, 2011 · 5:36 PM 
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In Soviet Russia, Intel carry you!
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2 replies · active 719 weeks ago
How come we never realized before that we could ride the intelligence?
It would of made capping it so much easier from the start.
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5 replies · active 718 weeks ago
I swear, we let in all these F2P players and then the intels themselves start speedhacking! For shame, intels!
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Some people might consider Nightwish music to be..........*shades*...... Heavy.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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1 reply · active 719 weeks ago
Why do people make these jokes about the Heavy not being able to cap the intel? I did it twice in a row as heavy without any help on 2fort, and I've only just come back to TF2 after 2 years!

Maybe I was just playing against a bunch of idiots...
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3 replies · active 719 weeks ago
so it turns out the intel was blueprints for a jetpack
unfortunatly, it was lacking the controls
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Well, it's been over a year, but it looks like Heavy's finally made some big improvements in his choice-making.
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1 reply · active 719 weeks ago
There was only one guy in a position to stop him? Worst. Security. Ever.
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One thing comes to mind here.... Intel Kart
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1 reply · active 719 weeks ago
Tourette's Heavy: The new face of F2P players. You know, excessive cursing and excessive failure.
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1 reply · active 719 weeks ago
After heavy crashed into the wall....
he realized he shouldn't have dropped out of his intel riding classes.
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Oh, like there wouldnt be at least two sentries in there by then... If he were a scout... maybe one.
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6 replies · active 719 weeks ago
1. Get a F2Player
2. Show him this video
3. Tell him it's real and you can ride the intelligence
4.?????????????
5. PROFIT!
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...Yep. It's a usual day on the Gentleman Heavy's Fancy Fedora Fight Club. Nothin' new there.
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I'll admit it, I troll the F2Players by capturing the intel as the Heavy.

Then say it in Caps, "LOL HEAVY CAPTURE THE HEAVY *opposite team* SUCKS!"

Does that make a horrible person? or an optimistic F2P trainer?
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2 replies · active 719 weeks ago
Needs moar Sasha.
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INTELLIGENCE RIDE HEAVY?
*INSANITY HEAVY*
NO, HEAVY RIDE INTELLIGENCE!
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"Heavy is no good for CTF"

Lies and slander http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVhgspHmwK8&fe...
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Needs more body parts.
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Well apparently that was was on RED's side since it was colored in red!
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Looks like he's to
*sunglasses*
Heavy
YEEEEEEEEEAHHHH!
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I wish I could fly on the intel.....
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Cut the bad credits from the video, add ponies and it would be 20% cooler
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1 reply · active 719 weeks ago
IN THE NAME OF THE TROLL GODS, 3RD!!!!!!!!!
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16 replies · active 719 weeks ago

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