The more you think about the world of Angry Birds, the less sense it makes!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 20, 2010 · 2:26 PM
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Say what? Our tactics are a bad idea?
FUCK OFF!
Bird 1: Stop eating like a pig!
pigs: what?
Bird 1+3: Say what? WHAT? WHAT? FUCK OFF
The illegitimate offspring of "DROP DOWN, INCREASE SPEED, REVERSE DIRECTION!"
So that's what Angry Birds is? Crush the Castle with a slingshot instead of a trebuchet?
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I'd rather use a CAT-A-PELT…those are more effective,
Shawn…
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What is this doing here?
This would work better if the Angry Birds were on MOTORCYCLES.
That black bird looked like the black loco roco. (opinion)
So if I wanna break into someone's house I use a giant catapult?
Noted down.
Pffff, fly over there, yeah, good luck with that.
*Poetically stares at the battlefield*
Another cold stare into the night.
They had honor,
Now dead in the sand.
No one to keep their bodies warm,
But the red, lifeless sand.
Where is the honor?
All I see is blood.
All I see is war.
All I…hum…
*5 minutes later*
Green bacon and eggs!
And then they unlock the Falcon power-up.
Pigs: What the hell-*PAUNCH*
Step 1. Get catapults
Step 2. Get 4 birds
Step 3. Launch birds at Pig Fortress
Step 4. ??????
Step 5. PROFIT!
Run toward the enemy headfirst.
Walk off cliffs if you're green.
Reveal weak point every few seconds.
Defend building by catching the most common and weakest creatures.
Normally the brain of bird is a size of a pea.
I'm surprised that those pigs have a brain that is a size of a flea.