Living in Smashville ain’t so bad… every now and then hot blondes fall from the sky!
By Joe H.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 7, 2010 · 11:33 PM
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Categories: Animal Crossing, Cray-Z Crossovers, GameCube, Lucky Day, Metroid, Nintendo, Super Smash Bros, Wii · Leave a comment (107 Comments) |
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Dear diary,
JACKPOT!
Wait til she sees the fishing rod he is hiding in his pants!
Psssh, that's nothing. Hot blondes fall out of the sky all the time for me. I have to carry a freaking umbrella, it's so bad.
Uh, Gyroid? You're looking the wrong way.
His shirt says "36," but he's got a different number on his mind.
HA HAAAaaaa….. innuendo.
There's got to be a joke in here somewhere about him wanting Samus to bury a pitfall so he can fall in her hole, or something.
Ackbar… care to do the honors?
*Duke Devlin music on*
You know what's best about unconscious chicks?
They can't say no.
The occasional blondfall is nice, but does it really outweigh K.K. being forced into rehab?
He was never the same after that guy who crawled out of the tank denied him from playing music on Saturday…
And every now and again giant monkeys fall from the sky…yes, oh yes… Don't you judge me.
He'd be thinking the same thing even if some fat chick fell out of the sky. Normally, the only other females in that town are freaky animal people, and the only ones who stay for more than a few weeks are hedgehogs.
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If Samus can fall from the sky, that also means Bowser, or Ganondorf can too, hmm, do the rewards outweigh the risks???
…maybe
Rape is bad…
Oh man oh man oh man.
Look at those games and movies. What on earth is that thing that is in my way though? Whatever.
Oh sweet!
Free gun!
Well you just KNOW they're going to end up doing it…
*BlackGlasses*
Doggie Style
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
He he he…I'll get the leash and the muzzle…
Niiiicceee…
Halolz Rule #73 -- Samus' crotch is ALWAYS a trap.
This guy's gonna paint Samus' face like her name was Blanca.
What an asshole!
I mean, he likes the Flyers! Seriously, he's such a douche!
He went to the same spot later, and what does he get?
A knee in the face.
Even if you scream for help, that just makes it a threesome…
Giggity Giggity Giggity Goo!!!
Aw, damn! My pockets are full!