Citizen… Should have had a V8

Miu Tomoe thinks the TV commercial would probably play out something like this:

“Citizen 018, Did you have your vegetables this morning?”
“Uh..no I was in a hurry”
*Combine solider beats down the citizen with the stun rod brutally*
“SHOULDA HAD A V8”

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 31, 2008 · 5:39 AM 
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22 Responses to “Citizen… Should have had a V8”

  1. Boreas on March 31st, 2008 6:48 am

    That’s actually fairly witty… Congrats.

  2. Myrmidont on March 31st, 2008 8:15 am

    Heh. Got a chuckle from me, which means this pic is alright in my book. Hell, I enjoy any Half-Life related jokes.

  3. Personae Non Gratae on March 31st, 2008 8:16 am

    You can see the hate flowing from his eyes…….awesome!

  4. Miu Tomoe on March 31st, 2008 9:45 am

    You can thank my weird friends for the lulz

  5. S on March 31st, 2008 9:45 am

    *starts chugging down a V8*

  6. Ryumaru on March 31st, 2008 10:01 am

    Don’t taze me, bro!

  7. lemons on March 31st, 2008 10:27 am

    *goes out to buy V8*

  8. CJ on March 31st, 2008 10:58 am

    @Ryumaru:
    Nice current event reference. The dude at the Kerry rally, right?

  9. POW3RUP on March 31st, 2008 11:52 am

    Don’t taze me, bro. lol, what’s V8?

  10. Personae Non Gratae on March 31st, 2008 12:14 pm

    Vegetable and fruit juice drink

  11. mib on March 31st, 2008 1:32 pm

    win

  12. killercartoons on March 31st, 2008 1:51 pm

    should not have thrown that bottle of V8 at him….

  13. GermaineTrain on March 31st, 2008 1:53 pm

    *scrambles around searching for bottle of V8.

    *finds none and waits for pain.

  14. rikumelenium on March 31st, 2008 4:29 pm

    awesome pic, mainly because im a h-l fan :D

  15. Haywire on March 31st, 2008 6:38 pm

    “Don’t taze-stick me bro!”
    “*chht* I’m a woman. *chht*”
    “Umm…”
    *pain*

  16. Vex on March 31st, 2008 8:10 pm

    He should’ve picked up that can when he had the chance. Oh well, too late now.

  17. Kevin J. on April 1st, 2008 1:06 am

    lol
    With a combination of the V8 and “Don’t taze me bro!” I’d say this is a win :D

  18. POW3RUP on April 1st, 2008 10:55 am

    Oh, yeah, i played some, should had thrown a bottle…or a rock, lol.

  19. CaptainBaconMan on April 1st, 2008 12:56 pm

    V8 is so nasty.

  20. The Silent One on April 2nd, 2008 12:01 am

    “*CHR* Pick up that can.”

    …*Double Shotgun blast*

    This reference brought to you by the wonders of G-Mod and all it’s not cheatingness. Really. Not cheating.

  21. Wake on April 13th, 2008 2:24 pm

    That was totally Jakes joke…

  22. Miu Tomoe To Wake on April 13th, 2008 6:56 pm

    Then he shoulda posted it himself. Shouldn’t he?

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