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Rattata: Scores in Percentiles - TOP FUCKING PERCENTILE

As expected, the math totally checks out! Joey does his homework before calling you up to make wild claims, that’s for sure!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 8, 2010 · 11:19 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (231 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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He leveled his Rattata over level 100.

His Rattata's moves are always Super Effective.

He once wore uncomfortable shorts, just to see what they felt like.

He is the Most Interesting Trainer in the World.
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6 replies · active 754 weeks ago
I like Rattatas! They're comfy and easy to wear!

No, wait, that's not right...
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2 replies · active 754 weeks ago
I think I've deduced why Joey's Rattata is top percentage:

you know how he ALWAYS says Rattata on the phone, even AFTER it has evolved? yeah, Raticate are top percentage Rattata!

this theory seems solid, if I do say so myself
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2 replies · active 754 weeks ago
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3 replies · active 754 weeks ago
I was going to go on about how Shawn totally didn't give me credit for this, and then I checked. I didn't even e-mail this to him or post it on my DeviantArt.
All the stuff I create and send him and you post one of my creations that I only did for a comment. Argh! the ironies!

but *ahem* I actually totally made this so if you could credit me just so I could feel special that'd be super cool.
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2 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Joey's Rattata is in the top percentile.

Gary Oak's is THE top Rattata.
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Remember when the comments were about reviewing the picture?
Yeah, me neither.
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2 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Damn it im trying to use calculus to determine how to graph the percentile of Joey's rattata but alas the percentile of his rattata defies logic and mathematics.

Only a deity as great as the Tetris god could have forged this graph... or Nick Soapdish although i think that's just the Tetris god's user name

all hail LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCEEE!
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6 replies · active 754 weeks ago
That's putting a new spin on FEAR...
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I wish MY Rattata were top percentile, all the ones I find are level 2...
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I hope you guys know your z-scores!

Let's see you learn that, Gary!
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7 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Shawn posting a pic from the comments? http://www.halolz.com/2010/09/08/top-fucking-perc...
thats... a first.
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
And yet I can still kick his ass. It's a Pokemon battle, not a math quiz.
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4 replies · active 754 weeks ago
His rattata is so cool, it can do CSI jokes AT WILL.
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
I heard it has perfect IVs, or something.
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3 replies · active 754 weeks ago
http://www.halolz.com/2010/09/08/top-fucking-perc... LOOK AT THE HIGHEST RATED COMMENT.

CAN'T ALLOW YOU TO DOUBLE POST, SHAUN.
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2 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Joey: My Rattata is SOOO cool man!
Me: Fuck this... *Dynamic Punch*
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ummm... they aren't kidding. someone hacked the game to check his stats and his IV's and EV's were really good. seriuosly this isn't a joke.
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Rattata is so top percentile, it doesn't take Protein, PROTEIN TAKES IT!
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Yes, talking about his rattata is worth valuable training time.
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Anyone from 4chan here yet? Or did they just give up on that?
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i swear to god that this is a repost.
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3 replies · active 754 weeks ago
It's really stolen from GARY FUCKIN OAK.
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fuck rattata my lvl 100 team of 6 is WAY better
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You know who helped train Joey's Rattata Gary Motherfucking Oak.
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