Aeshir could defeat every robot thrown at him, but he was no match when Eggman replaced all the rings with tasty onion rings!
Believe it or not this is actually a full game mod called Sonic 2 XL where Sonic gets fatter the more rings he picks up! I kind of like this idea… Sonic needs rings to survive, but eat too many and he literally can’t move any more!
Here’s a video of what the gameplay is like:
Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 14, 2010 · 4:02 PM |
Categories: Depressing, Failure, Genesis, Growth Spurt, Haxorz, Health & Fitness, Irony, Retro, Sega, Sonic the Hedgehog, Weak Points · Leave a comment () 150 Comments |
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You're too slim!
Haha, Sonic's one weakness, OBESITY!!!! …and small inclines
Nice hustle tons of fun! Next time, eat a salad.
Also known as "Sonic meets deviantArt"
Years of chili dogs have finally caught up to him.
…well, at least he can't use them to go buy drugs anymore… or GO buy drugs…
Chemical Plant zone must produce trans fatty acids
The "?" box is a liposuction power-up.
I just found that the other day XD
It's pretty fun.
Who's too slow now?
Sonic's doing an excellent Gabe Newell impression.
Hmm, I guess sonic traveled to America.
(don't bash on me i live in America too.)
Eggman: Today ain't your day fatcakes.
Run, fatboy, run!
Looks like Sonic needs to get his stomach stapled. Too bad it'll probably be to a buffet.
Come on Sonic, step it up! Oh, wait, YOU CAN'T! You're too slow!
Ah, getting back is so fun…
Sonic = Jabba the Hutt
Tails = Salacious B. Crumb
Auramaster, stop posting 10 times D:. Leaves some funny jokes for the little peoples!
I like the game concept.
You need to have at least one ring to survive, but if you grab too many, you won't move, and you die anyways.
And they love putting rings in inconvenient places too.
Sonic the Hedgehog: McDonald's Edition
Sonic's the name, weight's the game!
Heh…He has finally turned into the ONE thing he tried to destory!
(You know who im talking about….That fat basterd…-.-)
I think that when he stop moving after he gets obese he have a heart attack and dies…
Y'know, I just noticed. Even with Sonic's new gained obesity, Robotnik isn't THAT much less fat. AND HE STILL RUNS FASTER THAN SKINNY SONIC IN THE DEATH EGG ZONE. That bastard is HACKING, I just KNOW he is!
I would've liked to see Sonic break the plane at the end.
I hope that the more he runs, the more fat he burns. That'd be kind of a nice message.
I'm in ur gaems, nommin ur rings.
He's not fat!
He's just wide-boned!
I guess now
*sunglasses*
He's to slow.
YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I now know why there are no rings in chemical plant tubes……i can just picture sonic getting stuck in the tube or breaking it….and the plane man..THE PLANE!!!!!!!a fat thing landing on a plane would break it!
in the video, Sonic is like "yeah, i'm fat, but who else is gonna defeat Robotnik and out run explosions?"
Ironically, he would have been better off on that Chilli Dog diet he was on before…
Too much onion rings = Heart attack.
5:05
Slowest
Destruction
Sequence
EVER!!!
Ceiling Monitor is watching you… do disturbing stuff
Insert sonic brawl taunt here.
No time to look one up, too busy leveling my cyndaquil…
That was…
Just wrong…
The irony for Sonic.
yo dawg we heard you like monitors.
I never understood what that was from until 2 months ago when I became addicted to that game. +1 for making my day.
I'd trouble eat too, if I had awful games.
So wait, now when he gets hit he literally has the crap kicked out of him?
Fat sonic, Fat sonic
He's here to save the day
Fat sonic Fat sonic
He'll take your food away
So dont eat those chips and onion rings now
He'll take from you so you wont look like a cow
Fat Sonic Fat Sonic
Dont try and take his Chill dogs away
Someone, somewhere…is jacking off to this.
Those rings contain the opposite of Australium…….
Gabenite.
So getting bit in the ass will thin him.
Not such a good message to people who want to be slim.
Chemical Plant Zone: Flash through a high-tech maze built with pipes and ducts. Robotnik's flooded the factory with a toxic liquid called "Big Mac" that poisons Sonic in a few moments!
Wait a sec…
A good tip to remember is that Tails doesn't put on any weight when he picks up rings. When Sonic's to heavy to spin, you can still use Tails to kill enemies and pick up rings that would kill Sonic.
Fat Sonic/Fat Samus. Rule 34, don’t fail me now.
What? Sonic is evolving!
Congratulations! Your Sonic evolved into Snorlax!