HEY BRO! MAAAAADDEN 11! Deeper, longer, faster AND harder! Wait whut?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 27, 2010 · 9:30 PM
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They added a coffe mug mode, uh?
As the games were going, it had to happen sooner or later, just a matter of time
There are no words. I will forgive EA for this as long as they make a Henry Hatsworth sequel.
Penetrating their defense never felt so good.
Huh? Madden? EA Sports are making porn video games now, and there's even a Quickie mode? And why did they put a NFL logo there, to make sure to attract men's attention?
Looks like this game goes…
*puts on shades*
Balls deep.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHh!!
I guess "Illegal Touching" is no longer a penalty then.
Just throw in a couple of beers and some girls that they will never have a chance with and they won't be able to look away.
That tag line is so knee deep in innuendo that it renders almost any comment with a sexual preference unnecessary…
That tag line is so knee deep in innuendo that it renders almost any comment with a sexual preference unnecessary…
Just like The Game.
You didn't notice that football announcers always have a cup of hot coffee in front of them all this time? What did you think that was supposed to be for? Drinking? No, it was innuendo all along.
Illegal position.
On the offense.
Five night penalty.
First base.
Even when it's not being used as innuendo, the tag line still fails hard. It is supposedly much simpilier, but somehow is also a much deeper experience. This means that Tetris is the equivalent of achieving Nirvana according to EA.
…I'm not sure I disagree with them there…
Porn, football and beer -- success guaranteed. EA knows how to get more money EAsily.
Great…
Men on men pile-ups…
Even when the gap was *this* tight
All of a sudden players started jumping towards the cheerleaders, why would that be…
The next thing you’ll know, The Bigs’ll come in.
looks like it's time for me to get back into the series…
You'll be getting back into something, but it's not the series.
Well…yeah? That's the point.
AND HE SCORES!
Why do you think brazil tends to win WC matches of football? it's cuz they have hawt girls on the stands that distract the opponent's team, not cuz they're pro!
wich is the reason why 78.3% of all players is expected to be female.
The Wii version is also 'easy' and will drag in little kids and even grandparents .
I'm not gonna say this season is gonna be easy… in fact, it'll be really hard. Really long, and really hard.
inb4that'swhatshesaid
You still lost The Game. I still win at it forever.
hate to see what the "ask madden" options are going to be…
also i dont know if "simpler" and "quicker" are good options to begin with
You guys are all wrong. Obviously Madden is now a half semester Psychology 101 class.
inb4 Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.
Innuendos? In mah MADDEN?
How about Harder, Bigger, Fatter, Longer?
It's more likely than you think.
R.I.P. Kurt Cobain.
Penalty on the offense, #69. He was giving him the business.
GrOw A bIgGgEr PeN15 2dAy! FrEe C1aLiS aNd V1aGrA!
And now I want to hear John Madden narrating that.
Yes, I see many new "positions" and "plays" in this game
p0wned!
OBJECTION!YOUR HONOR!T-THATS NOT FAIR!
*Cookie for refrence*
-Still playing The Game-
Madden 11: 11 times more ball roughing than Madden 1.
"We're going in deep and we're going in hard."
"Surely, you can't be serious?"
"I'm serious… and don't call me Shirley."