What’s the matter Marty? You CHICKEN?!
From Bytejacker superstar Anthony Carboni
Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 19, 2010 · 12:56 PM |
Categories: Cosplay, Failure, Nintendo, Photo Op, The Legend of Zelda, Wild Animals · Leave a comment () 112 Comments |
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Was anyone else thinking of black Link?
the pink thing coming out of his hand? is that an entry wound marker?
Whoa! It's the biggest egg i've ever seen. But why is it green?
let this be a lesson to Toon Link: Don't abuse the song of birds.
looks like link
*shades*
just got laid!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!.
looks like link
*shades*
just got laid!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!.
Man, the people of Hyrule are dicks. Look at them all, just walking by or taking pictures. They're not even offering to help the poor Cuckoo off that trash pile. How rude.
Then he was revived by a fairy. And was pecked to death again.
Fact:
Most cuckoos delivered in delivery boxes by Vaati can go super sayain, turning into super cuckoo
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/388606
Then Link got up and ran away. When he returned in the next game to get revenge on the cuckoo he somehow switched brains with it…. (I bet NO ONE will get this!!!)
Sorry Link. The Prelude of Light didn't save you this time.
Wow, Link is really henpecked.
I did not land on Hyrule, Hyrule landed on me!
~Great Cuckoo Imagration. 9001 B.Z
FIXED.
Carry on!
I've just got a horrible thought. At the end of the next Zelda game, after Ganondorf attacks you with a surprising multitiered boss battle, and you think it's all over, you wander into the castle ground to see…Cuccoos…hundreds of hundreds of cuccoos, just waiting for you.
Come to think of it, the final boss could be just one cuccoo. You'd still be stuffed.
I guess karma finally got to him after all those smashed pots and crates…
Looks like Link…
*sunglasses*
Just got cock-slapped.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
Cuckoos…
They are kind of uncool to use as a transportation, but an awsome way to use it as a man slaughtering animal…
… In Soviet Russia, Cuckoo gets Link.
His last words: "At least I have chicken."
Link should have flew the coop instead of playing chicken with it. Now a new pecking order has been established
>.>
<.<
*steals Ocarina of Time*
*flees*
link did too much side-questing
OH I GET IT
He's got 'uge sharp… he can leap about… LOOK AT TH' BONES!