…and he can see the horrible things you are doing to yourself!
By James M.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 12, 2010 · 12:49 PM |
Categories: Aliens, Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Motivational, Stealth Espionage, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 41 Comments |
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It's spelled *Mastur* Chief.
I am dissapoint.
Mastur Chief:*points weapon* I C U!
I'm in ur base watching you pwn.
did anyone else face palm after reading the second line? i know i did
That Spartan armor must cause a lot of chafing.
Halo in my halolz? when was the last time that happened?
Would it still only be 'Masterchiefing' if you had a hot female AI helping you out? Hmm…
Of course, just as there is a Ceiling Cat and a Basement Cat, there is a Ceiling Elite and a Basement Elite. See what I'm getting at?
Celing elite is watching you teabag.
Master Chief: *spots Elite* What the--?!
Elite: O HAI THERE.
Of course Weegee does it better
He sees what you're doing there
He wants it done on him
Chargin' mah "Plasma Pistol"
Master Chief is "driving" his "Warthog"
what are you looking at you eilte?
*Looks up* Huh? i Don't see any elite…
Someone tell me where it…oh…*Shoots* Never mind.