Poor Mary… she was a good girl. Although she’s even better with BBQ sauce!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 22, 2009 · 7:29 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Depressing, Health & Fitness, Oregon Trail, PC, Retro, Sequential Art, Serious Business, The Great Outdoors · Leave a comment (55 Comments) |
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55 Responses to “Mary died of dysentery.”
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Yes I know, it's old… but I just can't resist Oregon Trail humor!
Oh god, that was just horrible…
…5/5
Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do!
Oh, that's dark…
5/5
He brought a lot of women along, either he's mormon or he's planning ahead.
I hope that's sarcastic.
Every Fight Is a Food Fight, when you're a CANNIBAL.
You found 120 pounds of food.
Joanne caught dysentery.
Beth caught dysentery.
You caught dysentery.
YOU MUST DIE!
Sepember 23? MAH BIRFDAY! Auto-5!
mmm, yummy…
I just love the generic 'food' discovered. It's not directly called meat, so…
Long Pork, yum yum.
Would anyone like a breast? A thigh?
At least they'll have Mary with them… for a while.
I CANT WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS.
This brings back memories. I named all my party members after my best friends when I was like 7. They all died and I couldn't stop crying, my sister thought it was hilarious though.
MMMMmmm, that's good ham!
This strip is from a webcomic, Now defunct but still sombodies web comic.
What I'm getting at is why the hell has that strip been watermarked? It's the kind of dick move that EbaumWorld.com is reviled for.
Your mom!
"A disorder of the digestive system that results in severe diarrhea containing mucus and/or blood in the feces."
EAT THAT!!!
Soylent Green is people!
Yeah…. cannibalism isn't good on one who died of the poopin' disease. There's not enough spices in the world to make me want to eat that.
Heh. "You traded Mary meat to Native American trader."
"You got Corn."
"Trader and his tribe have gotten sick and died."
"America has received the Western territories."
Yay, for Manifest Destiny.
Cannibalism FTW.
lol demitri martin.
"There's a little bit of Mary in all of us now."
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