Ok, AIDS… not awesome. Flamethrower pee? EXTREMELY AWESOME
By WaZZaK PaSQuaR
Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 3, 2009 · 11:57 AM |
Categories: Bungie, Halo, Health & Fitness, Microsoft, Motivational, Special Attacks, Things Are Heating Up, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 36 Comments |
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Why does it hurt when I pee~?
Why does it hurt when I pee~?
Third post blocked!
what is it with halolz and genetalia atm? :O
Is this what happens when the Human Torch drinks gasoline?
The title of it didn't sell me, but the caption is what made it all worthwhile.
Not great, definitely a poor demotivational, but I am impressed by the initial screenshot, and want to know what's actually goin' on and whether it was staged or chance.
..what is he holding…
better asked what is he doing….
"I've got this burnin' sensation when I pee.
I've got a damn good feeling you're the one who gave it to me."
Its a nice screencap but AIDS? I think they could of chose a more appropriate STD.
look like you need PROSTATE EXAMES,regular PROSTATE EXAME
i was going to say that…… damn
i was going to say that…… damn
Looks more like masturbation.
I wonder what would happen if he had any kidney stones?
Travis' wife had been complaining about a burning sensation. He told her to cut back on the mexican food, but deep down he knew he should tell her the truth.
Peeing was the first thing that came to mind.
Riiiiiiiiiiight…..
Someone lit the rocket in his pocket…
This gives a whole new meaning to "burning sensation."
Wait…
Nope, it looks fine, must be something else =P
I'm too sexy not to pee fire?
EVERYONE HAS AIDS!
Awh; I think we all learned the hard way that AIDS isn't funny. :(
I FUCKING LOVE AIDS
Gonoherpesyphimydiaids.
Now I need aids ;_;
This reminds me of some Eddie Murphy stand-up:
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Remember…? Remember, like,
VD in the ' s?
That shit don't just sting no more.
Every time they cure something,
it come back stronger.
VD is new and improved now.
They got dudes in the doctor's office
with symptoms like, "Excuse me, doc,
what does it mean when you
go to the bathroom
and fire shoot out your dick?"
"Let me get this right.
So you're getting a burning sensation
when you urinate?"
"No, fire shoot out my dick, is all.
A burst of flame fly out my dick
when I pee. I can't even pee in the house, I burn
my house down. I gotta go outside.
"I was outside peeing,
dude tried to mug me,
I turned around and burned him up
on the street.
Because my dick is a blowtorch,
is what I'm trying to say."
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Wish I coulda found a video of that instead…