While Falcon watches over you from above, Wolf is down below… biding his time….. waiting for the day he will return to our world and corrupt our very souls.
Mr. Raccoon prays for you!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 11, 2009 · 8:35 PM
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So… if Wolf is Satan, he must be the one who created tiers.
I do believe Captain Falcon sent Falco and Fox down to combat this menace, as they are they few who can combat him… but all failed, because Wolf wouldn’t let them do that. When Fox comes for his second coming, it will be even this time… you won’t know who will win, who will be the real winner… Wolf will fill the world with lies… but the winner is unknown because its no items no time 3 lives FINAL DESTINATION
Crap are the comments working again?
Test!
Hey Shaw, what's happening? The page is all laggy, the comments on intense debate don't appear here, and I waited 15 minutes to log in
Are you updating the site?
It makes perfect sense actually. Captain Falcon wants us to show him our moves. He encourages us to be who we are and rise up to face any challenge we might come across. Wolf is all about preventing us from doing what we want and keeping us down. He is the perfect enemy to the CoF.
Wolf is such a cockblocker. First Plusle and now this?
I should start praying to the holy Falcon again.
Which is more effective? A Falcon Punch or someone who keeps you from doing that?
Oh snap, we are quickly developing a complete Halolz religion… Is that a good or bad thing?
And he promotes sinning, always having fun with that thing.
We may never know until Brawlmageddon.
…And the religion LOLoligy was made whole.
This is a backwards religion: The good side consists of punching things very hard and the evil side consists of not letting people do things.
It's like opposite day all over again.
We need to make a Falcon Bible… :D
This is why I'm an agnostic!
Yes!
We need some kind of chat or forum to make this religion!
I knew a person who got possessed by the anti-falcon. He spoke in tongues like, "don't get too cocky" and "I can't lose!" and stopped people from doing that.
The exorcism involved a falcon punch. Now he's dead.
I like where this is going, you guys! :D
Actually, I think everyone should contribute, and then we can cut out the things we don't agree with, just like all the other religious documents.
church of falcon, or cult of wolf, where do you belong?
well there is a lolcat bible… but that thing is freakin huge…
He will let you do that… IN HELL! *Demoman's voice*
nice, so are you a captin or are you a wolfist
Popularity. You has it. :]
Awwww yeaaaaaa!
I think Shawn is gonna have to make a new tag for "Church of Falcon"! :D
I can haz some popularity?
Repent! The end is near!
No…. wait… my connection got dropped.
They're equal in power. When Falcon wants to falcon punch something, Wolf stop him from doing that! And when Wolf tries to stop soething that should not be stopped, facon says YES! and wolf shut up.
That's perfect balance!
I can't choose one of them, but I'm more towards the church of Falcon XD
WOLF
He's down there, not letting you do that.
Get behind me Wolf! Keep your forked tongue between behind your teeth.
A Popularity Berry was planted here.
Want to sprinkle some "can haz"?
> YES
There! All Happy!
I made a pokéjoke… yay? :-/
Total wolfist here, I don't like it when people do that.
a slippy begging ya for halp :P
YES!
SHOW ME YOUR PSALMS!
you know, i would make some Church of Falcon LOLZ, but the my entries on this site fukken suck.
Anyways, i lol'd at this. Shawn should make a Church of Falcon site or a Church of Falcon Part of the site,
Alfa, 31, 2
There was Fem. Falcon, and Cap. Falcon, eating under a Falcon Tree, when a Wolf appeared above one of its many Falcon branches, in wich the Wolf said, ''dont get cocky'', and offered a Falcon Fruit to Cap. Falcon. Fem. Falcon joined Cap. Falcon and Wolf said: ''cant let you be perfect Fem. Falcon!''. And Falcon God Roared through the skies and FALCON PUNCHED! Fem. Falcon. God said: YES!!! and falcon punched Cap. Falcon. The garden of Eden was dark and silent…Until light came from a lighting that said: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES! and Wolf ran away
YES!
Awww crap. Wolf's down there? After that baby pic and the other one means I going to wolf. NOOO!
YES!
He should, we really need to show our passion for this!
I think Wolf and Falcon could make a good team. Wolf can stop people from doing that if necessary, and if he gets out of line, a Falcon Punch can shut him up!
I don't get that. I mean, falcon Prayer was submitted by Zink120, but the comment it's based on was made by Taiho, they share credits and we all live happy :D
So Shawn will give you credit if this comment mades into a pic, dun't worry