Zink120 whipped this one up (after the Falcon Almighty submission) and wants to see a Church of Falcon. I think that’s the best idea I’ve heard all day!
Prayer by Taiho
Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 6, 2009 · 5:16 AM |
Categories: F-Zero, Nintendo, Spiritual Enlightenment, Super Smash Bros · Leave a comment () 116 Comments |
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Show moves unto others as you'd like shown to you.
YES!
Oh okay cool, cause I've been looking for a good deal.
Do the family packs come in groups of 100 or more?
He's pro at that, he can sell over nine thousand tickets at once
Well I've run out of scouters but….
OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who would be the 12 Disciples of Falcon Kirby?
Olimar would definetly be one. He's the only other captain available. He is at good terms with The Captain himself.
Metaknight is judas
"12 apostles"
Captain Falcon cares not if your a hyrulian, a pokemon, or a dreamlander. All he ask is to show him your moves.
Do not fear, Mah boi. Lolz are a form of prayer to The Captain.
If I didn't believe that religion is just a pile of crap, I'd rate this higher. 3/5
So what you're saying is that you can't let us pray that?
Nice avatar, lol
:P
Or at least the physical incarnation of evil.
HEADCRAB ZOMBIES!!!
=0
*too busy praying to Falcon Almighty to comment*
And at the opening of mass the 'Falcon Punch' song plays and we must show Falcon Almighty our moves.
YES!
This entry had me at, "Awesome be thy moves." Seriously, how is this rated anything but a six out of five?
Well, I think that he cooked everyone at his Last Supper.
Don't you all know?! Mudkip is the devil himself! He tempts all!
His is the equivalent of Satan Worship!
yeah, i remember that one lesbian mudkip post. it was a subliminal message for lust,
man, wat will the bible be like?
possibilities:
1)Falcon BOOK!
2)The Daily PAWNCH
3)The holy YES!
mii!.I suck at this!
Falcon Psalms?
While this religion is awesome, it's distracted people, so they're paying even LESS attention to Weegee! Surely the Captain will shine his divine countenance upon the lesser brother, and PAWNCH the impostor Mario who steals Weegee's well-deserved fame?
I always knew that Falcon is god of video games
CAPTAIN FALCON, HE'S OUR HERO.
GONNA PUNCH POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO.
the fact that the photo is from Monty Python amuses me lol
Very interesting read, I think their would be a lot of mixed opinions on this. Love the theme that you are using, what is it?
Where the hell did all the comments go? :-/ I came here for nostalgia god dammit!!! >:[