DJS5590 is nommin’ his way to victory… Falcon style!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 20, 2009 · 8:43 PM |
Categories: F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, WarioWare, Wii · Leave a comment () 24 Comments |
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4/5 because I like Wario.
Tastes like chicken?
Tastes like Falcon.
Epic lunch!
Show me yo' chews!
FALCON
PAWNCHNOMS!FALCON
PAWNCHNOMS!Captain Falcon will stick for awhile
It looks like he was trying to put his head in the lion's maw. Like those circus acts.
This failed epically.
I have had the munchies before… I wonder what falcon munchies are like.
He already had such bad gas to begin with. I shutter to think how this will affect him.
You know, constant unoriginal FALCON -UNCH! attempts will make me lose my falcon staunch for this site.
As he stood there covered in drool and gagging on garlic breath, Captain Falcon was deep in contemplation.
"Perhaps," he thought "Wario was not the best person on which to try out my new Falcon Headbutt. "
As if he could read his thoughts Wario then proved Falcon's theory to be correct.
"BUUUUUUURRRPP!"
Can't let you do that, Falcon Muncher!
ok WTF?!? the Kirby eating people and popping back up franches is …well Kirby and by that i mean normal, on the other hand, this is a straight no no for Nintendo. no wander they lost to sega and i was going to give them another chance but cannibalism? HELL NAW! THATS RIGHT BITCH! UP THERE. FUCK YOU ALL! Kirby, yes but wario, hes not gonna cough him back up.