Falcon Hand

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Spritz 64p · 616 weeks ago

That's the score IGN gave to God Hand in their infamous review. It's part of the joke.

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Spencer 119p · 616 weeks ago

And it's a joke with a sick history too.

How dare the game not hand me out an instant win! It's too hard!

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Trunks 97p · 616 weeks ago

Shawn yelled at me for posting this since the server move hasn't happened yet, so no votes or comments on this post will be recorded once we've moved over.

Today your votes and comments really, truly don't matter.

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Leo E. 114p · 616 weeks ago

Really? Then...

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Amy 95p · 616 weeks ago

I like where this is going. Tally ho!

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combatbeaver 94p · 615 weeks ago

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 615 weeks ago

Too much loli. Where's Zoe when you need her?

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Leo E. 114p · 615 weeks ago

>Loli
I've got bad news for you.

Spencer 119p · 615 weeks ago

"loli"

Sorry has someone here not heard of the masterpiece Boku no Pico?

Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 615 weeks ago

I've "heard" of it in the sense of being a title tossed around a lot. Other than that, I know nothing.

Caelun_Niveus 96p · 615 weeks ago

Basically, it's a hentai anime revolving around the misadventures of these three boys

And yes, I said BOYS

Amy 95p · 615 weeks ago

Remember everyone, most of my pictures conceal another image! Click it for more trauma!

Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 615 weeks ago

Well...that was educationally disturbing...

Spencer 119p · 615 weeks ago

Why is Spiderman attacking those three innocent young totally-not-guys-but-girls?

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Leo E. 114p · 615 weeks ago

Now that's just going TOO far.

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Soul Eater 676 95p · 615 weeks ago

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Leo E. 114p · 615 weeks ago

We all know how much Fred likes traps.

Spencer 119p · 615 weeks ago

(I hope you realize that person has a dick)

Leo E. 114p · 615 weeks ago

In all this chaos, we learned an important lesson.

Halolz loves traps.

Spencer 119p · 615 weeks ago

I think that's more like "they don't know they existed."

Soul Eater 676 95p · 615 weeks ago

Which makes Fred the victim here.

Spencer 119p · 616 weeks ago

Wait a minute that bulge...

Leo E. 114p · 615 weeks ago

I want to kiss it.

Porecomesis 92p · 616 weeks ago

Yup. That's a guy. Watched some of the anime, I did.

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Spencer 119p · 615 weeks ago

(I knew it was a guy, I was making a reference to this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg)

Leo E. 114p · 615 weeks ago

So the migration seems to have succeeded, and the comments still exist.
1000 years of trapass.

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Soul Eater 676 95p · 615 weeks ago

Well since it doesn't matter.

Kn0w1d3a 94p · 616 weeks ago

Isn't the whole point of epeen that it doesn't matter?

Famout 84p · 616 weeks ago

OK then a question since the points are made up and the comments don't matter, how the hell is the total scoring system done for comments? Seems to be some kind of average system but I don't get it.

Seems like some kinda new math to me.

combatbeaver 94p · 615 weeks ago

so, wait... does that mean that all of our comments from previous submissions will be gone forever after the move? :(

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Lordshadow 97p · 616 weeks ago

Come on, Nintendo, don't you like money? Don't you want to move WiiUs? Make this. Make F Zero UX, Make Platinum's take on Starfox. Make Pokemon Snap U. Make Fatal Frame on the WiiU.

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Spencer 119p · 616 weeks ago

"Make this."

They can't, Capcom would have to actually DO something with Clover Studios again.

This is either going to be good or terrible because I sure as hell wouldn't trust the current Capcom with a God Hand 2.

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smashpro1 94p · 616 weeks ago

Falcon Kick your ass into the Milky Way.

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Spencer 119p · 616 weeks ago

Don't act like you don't like the ball busta

(ball busta)

Spencer 119p · 616 weeks ago

As far as I can recall this is the first God Hand submission that was ever posted on Halolz.

Even if my comment doesn't matter today, I just want to say how happy I am.
This game was so awesome.

DesmaX 102p · 615 weeks ago

"Downright Unplayable - 6/10" IGN

Porecomesis 92p · 616 weeks ago

Actually, would it be possible that a game advertised with negative reviews would sell MORE? It seems to be of our culture to be attracted to bile.

Anthuny 38p · 615 weeks ago

Nice edit. I gotta Hand it to whoever did this.

kirasanhoof 64p · 616 weeks ago

It hurts my feelings, I would paid for something like that...

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