Only slightly less realistic than the entirety of Saints Row.
Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on August 9, 2013 · 1:27 PM |
Categories: Grand Theft Auto, Highly Illogical Captain, Moving Violations, Musical, Rockstar · Leave a comment () 59 Comments |
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The piano car, the only vehicle in a video game where it makes sense that the keys were left in it!
…I'll just….yeah…corner.
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meh. im still waiting for the 'merica weapon.
so trunks. gonna keep the site above water until shawn returns to his sanity?
SING ME A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN. SING ME A SONG TONIGHT!
Where's the drum set car?
Hey this guy's good, pianos are tricky to drive.
my only disappointment? That the driver wasn't him:
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This isn't weird.
This is the power……OF MUUUUUUSIC!!!!
Sorry, but I can't get behind walking anything more than 500 miles. Well, maybe I'd walk 500 more. But that'd just be to fall down at your door!
Not my fault they got in the way of the Music Video.
Whoever that song's about must be pretty special for him to turn a piano into a car and drive to them.
That takes touring to a whole new level.
Thousands of people get into accidents because of reckless drive of there piano's. So call the best leading provider of piano insurance. Allstate, you're in good hands.
Making my way downtown
Driving fast
Faces smashed
And I'm homebound
Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Plowing my way
Through this crowd
[sounds of screaming and panic]
And I missed you
[sound of crushing and wails of pain]
And I hit you
[crashing intensifies]
And now I wonder…