The future is now! Well… soon. Soon-ish!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 21, 2013 · 7:11 PM |
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But when will "then" be "now?"
Is "Vee tah" how you pronounce sqrt(-1)?
I look forward to Bungie's pretty clouds.
*sees PS4*
*looks at PS3*
*sigh*
R.I.P. walltet
*BOOM*
Mario: OLD SPICE FIRE POWER IS TOO POWERFUL TO STAY IN ITS OWN LOLZ!
ha.
I remember watching this, picking up right at the end of the Blue/Orange game demo. I don;t recall it being this interesting.
Also, what is with the UK and hating authority in a social commentary way?
But I already bought a Vita, now give me more games!
And I mean actual games like Persona and Gravity Rush!
Remember the great console fanboy wars of 2005-2007?
Prepare yourselves people, it had already begun with the Wii U but what we have seen have been small initial skirmishes, spot fires. After the relative peace of the last few years fanbois are placing repeated comments on the gaming blogs you visit and trolling fast and hard and it will only get worse.
When the new Xbox is announced prepare for fanboyism of the highest magnitude, which will be greater amplified by news like exclusive content for one console for GTAV. When new xbox comes the flame wars will have truly begun again. Any site with a gaming story and a comment system will be burnt, reams of comments will be horrifying and unreadable. Each piece of news, review or announcement will be treated as ammunition. So many things will be labelled gay you'll feel like you're watching a non-stop Will & Grace marathon.
I recommend wearing a soft glove for all the face palming you will be doing and a healthy dose of internet dogs & cats to cool your anger, lest you participate in the comments and get engulfed in the flames. I'd suggest something to help you retain your faith in humanity but let's be honest, you lost that a long time ago.
So no new Versus XIII short? I really love Square Enix's dive into video mini-series…
Man, I didn't even bother watching the video. You might as well not have put up anything for this submission because that's what happened at the conference: Nothing.
Man, dont even care if it GETS any games, i just want the PS4 to come out so i can start playing DUST for no reason other than i want to troll and counter-troll myself in corp chat while everyone asks where the fuck the random dustbunny came from. cat very well do that on a console that may or may not be the newest console in 8 months.
This conference was just so bad. The only good part was the realization that Tameem might be deathly ill.
But seriously, of the few games they have in store, the only ones that interest me are Watch Dogs and Destiny… both of which are going to be available on 360 and PS3.
Oh, on that note, Watch Dogs was also confirmed yesterday for a Wii U release, which is getting me all giddy because a game like that definitely needs a second interface.
Best commentary on modern gaming or BEST commentary?
"Orange and Blue!"
Pfft. I've been pretending I'm a dragon for about ten years now. Get with the times, Sony.
WARNING! WARNING! -1 TROLL SPOTTED IN THE VICINITY! EVACUATE PAGE IMMEDIATELY. I REPEAT. EVACUATE PAGE.
Alright, all together now
A-one
A-two
A-one, two three
"NOO GAAAAMEEES NO GAEEEMS NOOOOOO GAEEMSMEAEMS NO GGGAAAARRMS"
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*Sniff* Beautiful, freaking beautiful
I'm gonna be honest, Jonathan Blow really is a stuck-up windbag. But damn if he doesn't have some cool ideas.
I feel like PS3's current hardware could last a few more years. Maybe they've already utilized its full potential and it's time for a new console? Idk if I can think of 10 good games that the PS3 has that uniquely utilizes its hardware potential and is not just a multi-platform game, can someone prove me wrong?
The need for new and better hardware is lost on me