Caldy, probably the only perfect gentleman on Xbox Live!
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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on March 11, 2012 · 1:40 AM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Do not treat everything like a video game and clam to beat everyone who does it
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DO: Get yelled at by other team members for giving advice.
DONT: Warn them of the tank approaching.
And that's just UNO….
But, but, how will they know of my wonderful genitals then?!
DO: Buy wards
DON'T: Yell at your support to be the only buying wards while you are busy not last hitting and stacking Doran's
…………how many people did I lose with that reference?
do:buy hats
don't: be a free to play player
sure is cOLD in here
I'm so taking notes.
….. "NO genitals"… got it.
So I shouldn't get all my advice from this guy?
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So then, I've been doing it the wrong way all along? But I thought people wanted to know about my testicles!
Do: Get a sniper rifle, and change positions.
Don't: Get a sniper rifle, and camp.
Is this from Dorkly, or something?
I'm never sure of anything unless I see it 6 times.
But threatening to rape everyone was my funny joke to entertain the lobby.
DO: Eat Sardines
DON'T: Eat other foods
Do: Endorse a store on the Citadel.
Do not: Endorse every store on the Citadel.
Do: SWEAR AS MUCH AS FUCKING POSSIBLE!
Don't: PERMIT THE FILTHY XENOS TO LIVE!
(Addendum for playing an Angry Marine)
The do's and do not do's of Team Fortress
Do: Heal people other than the Heavy
Do not do: Steal medkit from burning medic
Do: Provide sandviches for all
Do not do: Start a trade in the middle of a round
Do: If your team already has 2 spies. Select a different class.
Do not do: Become the tenth sniper on your team
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Or you could just mindf**k every little snot that thinks he's hotter than shit.
If you must insult online,
DO: come up with constructive, biting satire.
DONT: accuse people of being homsexual un-american muslims.
On the Halolz server, it seems like doing the don'ts will get you more points with the community, and doing the do's will for some reason have adverse effects.
WELCOME TO HALOLZ!
I got "Wear glasses, not backwards Baseball hats" from seeing this.
Oh and btw rape is still NOT funny. Just sayin :/
DO Be Pro
Don't Be a Noob
Well played Mr. Trunks, Well played.
Now IF ONLY they actually did the do's from here.
Minus the genitalia pictures.
I have never seen any tiny balls and hope to continue that streak.
Do: Make friends online.
Don't: Don't meet said friends in real life.