Not too surprising, considering what an ungrateful douche Gary can be!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 23, 2012 · 12:24 AM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Actually, can you blame Gary?
G: "Hey grandad, wanna play catch?"
P: "Get outta here, whoever you are, I'm busy! Now, Coke…are you regular or diet?"
The only reason that he likes you so much is because he can ask you to do all kinds of things and you never speak up for yourself.
Gary always complains.
what can i say? i normaly get that reaction from people.
To be fair he doesn't know his grandson's name.
So Gary Oak's professional pimping stems from grandfather issues?
rel="nofollow">Excuse my irrelevance, but I read an article, and haven't stopped listening this since.
(It's been a good hour, or so.)
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His name doesn't really help this situation…
This is a Pokemon filled week, Oh well.
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And this is why Gary became a playah. He never could get his grandpas attention so he slept with all the ladies to make him feel better. And you know what? It did. Because all Ol oak got was Ashs mom
Well, at least Gary isn't named after the game he's in, like Metroid, Zelda, and Castlevania. Which are all pretty cool guys I might add.
The return of Advice Oak…
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i think oak did enough by giving gary a car and a harem of cheerleaders
Huh, professor Oak post on Halolz… lets see…
-comment about "are you a boy or a girl?"… check
-comment about "what's my grandson's name"… check
-comment about Oak having sex with Ash's mom… check
-comment about Oak's pokedex being empty… check
-comment about Gary Mother-F***ing Oak… check
gosh, we're just so darn clever
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Oh boy, more fun facts time!
Psst, this fact is actually kinda fun.
I'd assume if Oak had any reason to like you better than his grandson, is it because he knows you'd treat your Pokemon with kindness?
Like hell it is. Red is technically just Ash in gameform, and less stupid. Ash in Japanese is actually Satoshi, and the voice actor for Satoshi is a member of JAM Project. Oak probably just wants his money.
Fun facts man, AWAY!
It's only cause Oak's senile and blind, so he can't see Gary flying on that Spearow.
That might be one of the biggest mistakes that he ever made. Do you know how many creepy old men have claimed to be Gary's granddad since his rise to fame?
I think the only time Oak would be justified in asking your gender is when he encounters the pyro.
hey, Gary gets it from somewhere.
Well, Gary gets it from somewhere.