And to think they said that Netflix Zelda series wasn’t going to happen!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 17, 2015 · 5:20 PM |
Categories: Awkward Moments, Bad Ideas, Chillaxin', Nintendo, Serious Business, Smashy Smashy, Swordplay, The Great Outdoors, The Legend of Zelda, True Love, TV Shows · Leave a comment () 107 Comments |
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>Sees update
WE'RE ALIVE!
>Sees content
We're dead.
>Link pulls the Master Sword out of a random tree
Isn't that how you acquire the Beautiful Sword in CoC?
Meh.
I said I was waiting to use it.
That feeling you get when Halolz updates, regardless of what that content was.
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*Browses through usual interwebz*
Meh, nothing new.
Seen that…
Bookmarked that SEVERAL times already…
Well, guess there's nothing more for me to do h..
*Clicks on Halolz*
*Notices something different*
*Gasp!* What's this?
*Clicks on page, scrolls through walls of familiar usernames*
*Excited gasp*
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Hear ye, hear ye! *rings a bell*
Halolz does it's "once in a blue moon" update!!
Users rejoice at deceiving themselves into thinking the site is alive again!!!
I don't CARE if it's trash, content is content! All hail Halolz!
Okay but what about this
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Hm… Anyone got any ideas for content?
SHAWN PLEASE LISTEN!
You gotta make one of the regulars here a moderator so we can update the site more frequently while you're away doing… stuff and things… PLEASE!
Hey look! We are back!
Oh God. Oh my God. Not only are we back, but we're back strong? Oh glorious day!
My heart for Aiur.
You know how, in Shrek 3, the directors pretended that King Harold died like, three times, before he died for good?
Spoilers: Shawn was the consultant that suggested that.
So has anyone else kickstarted Yooka-Laylee?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/playtonic/yo…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7QUnvtQrr0
Note to self, learn a way around the broken embed function.
So, how are you all doing?
Down at an English fair, one evening I was there.
When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flare.
Hey, I'm not sure if anyone is left here, but something just came up that reminded me, and I figured I'd share with whoever's left.
A bit ago, I got a letter from my past self. It was some dumb throwaway project that I did in my english class where I'd write myself a letter with questions and they'd send it to me when I graduated.
One of those questions "is HALOLZ dead?"
Just then, all sorts of memories flooded back, all the dumb comments, all the awesome posts as well as the Tibbers grade posts, the TF2 server, they were all a big part of my life while they were still around.
I just wanna let you guys know that all of you are important to me. Alpar, Vabolo, Dr. Furry, Stalin, Waldo, and the countless others of you who will and will not stumble across this message, all of you guys are great.
'cept for you tom tmo. You suck.
It's becoming clearer and clearer that this site will never leave the ground again, but that's okay. It was awesome while it lasted and that's what counts. It's important that we never forget how important this site was to us who treasured it so.
I'll never forget what this site was: it was awesome.
Thank you Shawn Handyside and Trunks.
Cheers.
So, how about that travesty of a Nintendo showing at E3 this year? Anyone?
Also, on another note, I was scrolling through FB a while back, and saw an old friend that brought a tear to my eye :') One of the first posts I remember seeing on this beautiful site.
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I included my comment to it, for shits and giggles
Do I need to start the yuri again
BECAUSE I WILL START THE YURI AGAIN
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HOLY FUCK SHIT!!!! Why won't Shawn let someone else post already?
In other video game news,
Holy crap, Doctor Who, The DC Universe, Back To The Future, Portal, The Wizard of Oz, The Lord of the Rings, Jurassic Park, Scooby Doo, and The Simpsons, all in one video game? A video game that is multiplatform? ALL MY YES. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_1Yu50qSyE
so Shawn could you remind me why your submission email is not working?
It could be so much easier if you didn't have to scour the internet looking for content when we can do it for you
Also Brock Obama 2012 people
so i was lurking around reddit this past time and i was thinking… could we not just skip the whole hard ordeal of needing to make a new site from scratch and just make a halolz subreddit? (maybe call it gamelolz now or something idunno) could it work?
First post on Intense Debates? 200 weeks ago. I know that's still pretty damn new compared to some of you, but maaaan, that's a long time for me to hang around anywhere.
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Step 2: Enjoy anarchy or not, I have no fucks left to give.
Peace out bitches!
Hey you.
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Buy this game.
Hello, yes, you there on the other end of the screen? Miss Halolz? Well so do I my good sir and or madam! Well, fret not. You are cordially invited to my blog (Updates once per month or as time permits) http://themulti-classinggamer.blogspot.com/ No need to sign up or do anything fancy. Simply log into IntenseDebate as you are now and comment away. Video games, anime, nothing is off topic! Hell, if you wish to post yuri, feel free to do so till you are content.
Offer never expires…EVER. This place however…it's past due.
You can even suggest topics or images. It'll evolve with your input.
Hello gentlemen. It indeed has been a WHILE.
I'd like to point out that even though our original Halolz TF2 server died long time ago, it lives on as Shawn verified MY TF2 servers with HALOLZ tag.
It may be Multiplied Weapon Stats by Times 10 modded TF2 servers, but it is still the closest place where we all could hang out. Yes. HLDJ works there too.
So please folks. If you want to hang out to any other Halolz folks that are still left in TF2 community, drop by to my Steam group. A lot of old timers such as Newt, chipsnsallsa, Roflcakes Internet, Gummy, and etc hang out there.
I will drop by here to continually check out for possible site update.
Until then, I shall see you on my Steam group page or my TF2 servers.
See you soon.
-MasterLuigi452
Just here to say, MGSV rocks.