Would you kindly let me use the restroom?
An As You’re Up strip by Chris Spain
Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on May 3, 2013 · 7:05 PM |
Categories: Artistic, BioShock, Irrational Games, PC, Playstation, Power-Ups, Sequential Art, Weak Points, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 55 Comments |
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Oddly enough, just the other day I found out that Gatorade has salt in it. No wonder it tastes so awful…(I've been drinking the horrible stuff almost daily cause I've got a cold and it is high in electrolytes, which deplete when you're ill).
I formulated a hypothesis that the reason they add salt to the beverage is to increase the absorption rate.
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Booker Dewitt is an unstoppable killing machine that is covered in the blood and gore of the hundreds of men he has slaughtered to get off of Columbia, and you really think a little urine in his pants is going to slow him down?
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You know what else they have, aside from salts?
Hats, and sandwiches.
Da, dis will work!
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Uhhhh….. wity comment? What? I totally played this game. (no I didn't)
So S, you're gonna do a Wolf post next right?
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Booker…Eat-Itt? Cooker DeWitt? I got nothing guys, I'm going home.
I'm surprised Booker can't die of dehydration, what with pretty much eating sacks of salt within minutes. Scratch that. I'm surprised he hasn't died of a sodium overdose.
I've never played Bioshock Infinite so I don't know if I have the right idea here. Does salt power up his zappy powers that he's using in the third panel?
Did anybody else feel this comic had terrible joke delivery?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4sTH2SSlxk
Seriously youtube embedding you're getting on my nerves…
I can't think of a pepper pun. Damn it.
That face on the last frame… where have i seen it before?
Find some coffee beans lying a trash can, eat them
Find some cotton candy off a guys bloody mutilated corpse, eat it
Find a banana in the smoking, sparking hulk of a motorized Patriot, eat it
Find a copy of Terminator 2 on Laserdisk, eat it……now just wait a minute….
We need more bathroom breaks in video games. It would help EVERYOOOONE.