XMAS MORNING

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1. Newt on December 9th, 2012 1:57 am
   

   I don't think a mineperson would enjoy coal nearly as much as a nice new cave. After all, who cares about one piece of miserable coal if there are whole veins to mine out?
2. VyseRogueKing on December 9th, 2012 2:03 am
   

   1 lump of coal?! C'mon Santa I'm running a massive smelting operation here. What the hell am I going to do with 8 bits of smooth stone or metal? I'm trying to build a castle fit for a king! Not accentuate a little dirt hut.
3. Wetmang on December 9th, 2012 2:15 am
   

   Give me a fireplace first santa, then we'll talk…
4. Alpar on December 9th, 2012 2:17 am
   

   What kind of a stupid human being is this? I mean, honestly…

   who doesn't douse their fireplaces before they go to bed?
5. Simply DA on December 9th, 2012 2:21 am
   

   Gold?
   GOLD!?
   GOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDD?!?!?!?!?!
   Of all the things you could've given me, Santa, you've given me GOLD!?
   WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!?
   worst christmas ever.
6. Famout on December 9th, 2012 2:39 am
   

   Coal? Always useful to keep an area nice and lit…. or elsssssse….
   [youtube cPJUBQd-PNM rel="nofollow"> youtube]
7. GanjalfTheGreen on December 9th, 2012 4:51 am
   

   Looks like she's not the only one who enjoys being naughty:
   <img src="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/02/HolidayPyroCoal.jpg"&gt;
8. Redzeroine on December 9th, 2012 5:34 am
   

   They already have a decent house which means that they already have obtained coal, hence the fire place. What I can deduce is that he is not actually happy about getting the coal, he is happy that there is the possibility of another human existence in the dark and desolate world. Or maybe he put the coal in there himself to further delude himself into that fantasy. We either have the markings of another possible soul or the beginnings of a mad man.
9. Dr. Enforcicle on December 9th, 2012 6:38 am
   

   And then a creeper came and blew up that house and killed her, losing that coal, and now she have to wait another 12 months for another coal.
10. Porecomesis on December 9th, 2012 6:45 am
    

    Coal? COAL?! Who gives a damn about the coal?! How about her ROUND EYES?!
11. Marzen on December 9th, 2012 10:05 am
    

    Is coal really so rare for some people that they gotta wait twelve years for it? What, are they Mr. Cratchett from a Christmas Story? Is Scrooge gonna yell at them for taking a piece of coal last week?
12. MetroidJunkie on December 9th, 2012 12:25 pm
    

    <img src="http://gmanzer.home.sprynet.com/SantaChimneyPoop362x490.jpg&quot; alt="Crapmas" width="362" height="490">

    You better just hope that black lump is coal.
13. Hyze on December 9th, 2012 1:27 pm
    

    Is it too early in the season for a Halolz sing along?

    On the twelfth day of Christmas, Minecraft gave to me…

    12 Creepers creeping!..
14. Antisauce on December 9th, 2012 1:31 pm
    

    Well if you don't get what you want this Christmas, you can always do what we do and go out and buy it during the sales.

    Or beat it out of an innocent pedestrian.

    [youtube P3Ci09GwAmg rel="nofollow"> youtube]
15. HughbertEsq on December 9th, 2012 6:35 pm
    

    *Looks up from working on massive Tekkit nuclear powered Klein star production facility*
    Coal? Pah….
    *Continues work*
    getonmylevelnewfag*mumblesincoherently*

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