When Stark Industries and Aperture Laboratories engineers work together, you get the most technologically advanced Iron Man suit yet! Now you’re thinking with repulsors!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 19, 2012 · 3:03 PM
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Stalin Commander, are you still there?
When he speaks his voice changes to sound like the turret.
Oh man I just remembered those they were great, although a little Fahr-fetched.
Woah nelly, a minus-one troll this early in the comments? DEPLOYING PLUS ONES FOR ALL.
And while I'm still being irrelevant to the topic at hand and that the forums are still down, I'll just bring this to everyone's attention:
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You can only wonder what would happen in The Avengers if Iron Man had this suit.
Let's assemble the rest of the team!
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"Hawkeye reporting in, ya wanker!"
He can finally go to SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Now all we need is a mash up of "Iron Man" and "Still alive".
It kind of defeats the point of every single portal puzzle if you have an Iron Man suit…
Now lets see the Apeture suit for samus!
Just like iron man isn't actually made of iron I'm sure this suit is made of refined moon goop.
Cave Johnson here.
Now I know what you're thinking. "Cave, why is it that Aperture Science hasn't done anything to benefit me even though I have put a ton of money into your stocks and bonds?" The answer? None. We don't have an answer to that question yet. On the other hand, the lab boys just gave me this really nifty suit of armor that they say is perfect for stopping crime or assaulting a military complex. What did I say to them? Never speak of this again or I will murder you.
So needless to say, I now have a suit which I will call the… Ferrous Person suit. And a few bodies I need to dispose of. Now of course, why am I telling you, the consumer? Simple! Now that I have the ability to pound someone's face in without putting myself at risk, I don't need to put out fake advertisements for products that won't make health code.
Nope, we're just going to eliminate the middleman and go straight for intimidation of the masses. Now, if you happen to see this baby flying over a city near you, don't panic! Just take out your Aperture Science donator card and flash it to the guy wearing it, which will probably be me. This will ensure that I know that you have paid your dues for this week, and have therefore earned your right to live.
This is just to say that I am now your new Benevolent Dictator. I want to see the money rolling. We'll get those Black Mesa bastards for sure this time.
Cave Johnson. We're done here.
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The only suit that will actually tell you you look fat in it.
Thankfully, Aperture managed to build the suit to perfectly mimic Mr Starks attitude and that of the other Testing Bots of Aperture.
They're too smart for their own good.
And does GLaDoS have control of the self destruct mechanism? that'l be interesting in combat…
Kay, first comment was insufficiently funny, must make up new one
Ummmmmm, So is the cake NOT a lie?
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I need sleep, it's 00:26 BST and waiting on some eejit on steam chat to confirm times for Dark Knight Rises tomorrow, may as well comment while I wait
Am I the only one who thought this was Robocop when they first clicked this?
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