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Finally you can experience Meet the Heavy in the way it was always intended. Real men fight with trade requests!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 30, 2012 · 2:53 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (214 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5)
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Fashion Faux Pas, Heavy Weapons, Highly Illogical Captain, Irony, PC, Playstation, Secret Items, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360

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Why is this tagged with Playstation and Xbox 360?

Silly Shawn, hats are for PC!
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5 replies · active 665 weeks ago
Source Filmaker - The only tool that lets you use the game as a movie studio. Capable of rendering 90% more hats piled on top of each other than Gmod.
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2 replies · active 665 weeks ago
oh My GOD! The tiny bullet hat! I just lost it at the tiny bullet hat.

Also I got my hands on Fimmaker. Anyone have any ideas?
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11 replies · active 665 weeks ago
"Don't be such a baby, hats grow back! (No, they don't!)"
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9 replies · active 665 weeks ago
Since this video would end up embed here and god knows inb4ing it won't stop anyone, I will just go ahead and link it instead to prevent wasted space in the comments.

After all, we have to deal with long chains of unrelated images already, why add video windows to that?
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Hats for bullets?

GODDAMIT, STOP GIVING VALVE IDEAS!
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1 reply · active 665 weeks ago
I expect to see the entire team re-done eventually. Entire team is babies! ...with hats!
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7 replies · active 665 weeks ago
They really hit that joke on the head, truly I should have had toupee for this humor!
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12 replies · active 665 weeks ago
I am heavy stack of hats guy.
And this, is my heavy stack of hats.
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4 replies · active 665 weeks ago
It takes 400,000 dollars to wear all of those hats... for 12 seconds.
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2 replies · active 665 weeks ago
Needs moar hats
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1 reply · active 665 weeks ago
Director: "Ugh, how many times is he going to keep changing, I haven't got ALL day"
Pauline: "I wouldn't anger him over it, you don't want to know how long he had to spend in the idling servers"
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You know, he looks less stupid in the first scene and simply looks like one hell of a manly badass.
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So one hat is a modest pile of hat, two is a noble amassment of hats, and three is a towering pillar of hats.

What the heck do we call this? If three makes a towering pillar, we may have to reference this to the CItadel, or some other, similarly ridiculously tall structure.
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2 replies · active 665 weeks ago
Needs more shoehorned Purity Fist to be accurate.
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I wonder how he can still afford ammo for his minigun...
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I'm sure blu team will cry some more because he isn't sharing his skyscraper of hats.
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This is done in Source Filmmaker?
All I can say is...
This is pure perfection.
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anyone else expected him to shoot hats from his gun at the end?(also yell TRADE some more instead of CRY some more?)
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At the end of the video the only thing on my mind was

"Will it be considered a head shot, if he hit the top most hat?"
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2 replies · active 665 weeks ago
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe...maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart hats!
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SO MUCH HATS!
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how does he change hats so fast!?
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Am I the only one who assumed that the Heavy would shout out a trade request after he said "And this..... is my weapon"

Just me?

....okay
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Now, someone needs to remake Meet the Demopan.
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carnivore_apple · 665 weeks ago

Makes me think about meet the demopan
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GAYPENIS bullets have the same ballistic qualities as a platoon of Noise Marines.
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15 replies · active 665 weeks ago

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