Your Oshawott is evolving! It evolved into a Ghastly!
By ColonelCheru [Player-2]
Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 23, 2012 · 1:16 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Bad Ideas, Best Friends 4-Eva, Extreme CloseUp, G-g-g-ghost!, Nintendo, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Tips & Tricks · Leave a comment () 63 Comments |
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Well, that's one way to do it. I bet it was a GASTLY experience, though.
Well….that's one way to make Oshawott better.
You could say that was a rather… ghastly series of events.
Wouldn't… wouldn't the Oshawatt faint? I don't think Pokemon die except of old age… I mean they even have a virus that doesn't hurt them. It makes them stronger.
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I don't get it! These poor critters can be body slammed by two ton behemoths, burned, electrocuted, frozen solid, and even smitten by god himself, which only knocks them out. They can't take a truck to the face?
What a Spect-acular idea! IOnce i tell my Giest freinds about this, they will be FlabberGhastied!
(I bet people are rolling in their graves from these puns…)
In panel 4 if they still had the Oshawott the could actually wash the truck.
So who else watched the tv show first and thought that the Gen1 Ghost types would actually beat the Saffron Gym, only to get steam rolled due to the Poison type mix?
The last thought that went through Oshawott's head
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I wonder why but when she called her oshawott stimpy it reminded me of ren and stimpy…
also the stuation itself : P
I think we need to send Team Plasma after him
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Ghastly's only rewarding stats are sp. atk and speed. That being, this decision might just come back to Haunter!
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Well that's a one way to catch a Ghost type Pokemon…
No one's going to mention that gastly is weak to psychic attacks…?
She didn't need to do that, there's a mew in the back of the truck! ;)
Now your Oshawott is half-Poison, making it susceptible to every Psychic attack ever. WAS IT WORTH IT?
Wanna know the kicker? Now that it's a Ghastly, it's actually WEAK against Psychic types, due to being part Poison.
For another one, if she had just evolved Wotter, it could eventually learn Megahorn, a BUG type move!
Of course, this strategy doesn't involve steamrolling a sentient being, so there's that flaw.
Oh man, dem comment glitches. This one doesn't let you see any comments if you close the top reply chain.
Why is Ghastly smiling when he just brutally murdered him?!
GJ Mr Pokeman Trainer, now how are you going to deal with your new Ghastly's massive PTSD as it realises it's past existence and holds vivid memories of the moent you crushed the life out of it
Because that's what Ghastly's go through right?
Right?
wait… why is everything a reply to the "my body is ready" pic..
Why the hell are all the comments under VT_Juju_Man's post tree?
And Magikarp. Pidgeot's Pokedex entry says that it "skims the surface of water at high speed to pick off unwary prey such as Magikarp."
Unless…..
OH SWEET ARCEUS
I considered doing that once, but then I remembered that I was in the TOP PERCENTAGE as it was and that that would just be OVERKILL.
I know that this has been already brought up, but four things:
1) How the flying piss do you make a Pokemon more powerful than any psychic by turning it into a Ghost/Poison type? Alakazam would wreck that shit.
2) If the trainer had bothered to let Oshawott live until it evolved into Samurott, it would gain access to Megahorn, the strongest bug attack. Heck, Oshawott can even learn X-Scissor, another bug move, so it already has as much potential to stomp psychics as Gastly does.
3) Dark types are much better prepared to fight Psychic types than Ghost types, because they have immunity to Psychic moves!
4) Everyone knows that murdered Pokémon turn into vague ghosts that scare other Pokémon until you get a Silph Scope.
GAWD, IT'S LIKE THESE COMIC ARTISTS DON'T EVEN PLAY THE DAMN GAMES THEY MAKE COMICS ABOUT.
The comment section. It's gone!
Isn't it "Gastly"?
But… poison types are weakened to psychic
+1 Ghost Pokemon
+1 Stylish Fur Coat
..isn't Gastly a Ghost/Dark type, not Psycic?
When this comment is posted, how many people are going to notice it and give it thumbs up?
Probably none, since by the time someone notices this comment is posted, it will be largely irrelevant.
It seems Stimpy had the experience of a lifetime!
Heh, heh, heh…I'll go away now.