JOIN TEAM ROCKET TODAY!!

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1. WhiteLightninja on May 16th, 2012 1:09 am
   

   first
2. Dick_Pound on May 16th, 2012 1:09 am
   

   First
3. Thaumaturgen on May 16th, 2012 1:10 am
   

   THIRD
4. SushiGummy on May 16th, 2012 1:17 am
   

   Talking Meowth? Yeah, whateve- HOLY ARCEUS IS THAT A COMPLETELY NORMAL PIKACHU I MUST HAVE IT
5. Chimental on May 16th, 2012 1:21 am
   

   The fine fine print.

   *Team Rocket is not liable for any health problems because you're carrying around diseased rats, poisonous snakes, and sentient tumors, ya dope.*
6. Treeman574 on May 16th, 2012 1:26 am
   

   They just failed to mention who you'd have to fight…

   <img src="http://konachan.com/image/f4ed7b9faabc2a9808e8c3c438d7b032/Konachan.com%20-%20125813%20blastoise%20brown_hair%20charizard%20hat%20lapras%20pikachu%20pokemon%20red_%28pokemon%29%20red_eyes%20snorlax%20ume_%28plumblossom%29%20venusaur%20wings.jpg&quot; width="420" height="340" />
7. Couchpotatodx on May 16th, 2012 1:28 am
   

   I always wanted a Rattata!
8. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 16th, 2012 1:29 am
   

   -Co-ed options available.
   -Shared name with renowned American Old-West bandit a plus.
   -Must be willing to fight 10 year olds and stand in one place for long periods of time.
   -All accepted candidates are required to memorize* the Team Rocket motto and speech.
   -Willingness to cross-dress optional.

   (*) -- It's preferred, but to be honest I don't think anyone knows how the bloody thing really goes.
9. Henry_Wong on May 16th, 2012 1:42 am
   

   Warning, wearing said uniform may cause a small electrical mouse to appear and propel you with such electrical force that you'll be floating in the Stratosphere in 10 seconds flat
   <img src=http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/28/d0a13630-dc4b-4b4e-a747-d2e0322bfc86.jpg>
10. VT_Juju_Man on May 16th, 2012 1:50 am
    

    That horrible Koffing…
    <img src="http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo205/boomermel/Gifs/ao5gd5jpg.gif"&gt;

    Seriously, it's like it's staring into my soul.
11. Strike_low on May 16th, 2012 1:50 am
    

    Be a part of Team Rocket
    Lost a Pokemon Battle with a kid under 12 y/o and paid hundreds
12. sparky3000 on May 16th, 2012 2:06 am
    

    JOIN TEAM ROCKET AND STALK A 12 YEAR OLD BOY ALL OVER THE WORLD FOR 15 YEARS
13. Marzen on May 16th, 2012 2:26 am
    

    That Koffing is high as fuck, man.
14. BraveSirJimOfLawl on May 16th, 2012 2:35 am
    

    Two firsts. That's a first.
15. JuanACookie on May 16th, 2012 3:19 am
    

    A TR pkmn version would be interesting, changes include:
    -In addition to capturing pkmn in the field you can defeat trainers and take one of theirs!
    -Instead of gym battles you fight your supervisor, and take his rank and move up
    -when you get to a higher command it becomes more like a SRPG as you command your grunts to conquer corporations and small towns.
    -Your rival is the Giovanni's son. you get to name him.
16. Cloak on May 16th, 2012 3:22 am
    

    "Team Rocket. We were the first organization to get our asses kicked by a bunch of kids."
17. tstriker1 on May 16th, 2012 5:17 am
    

    I know Team Rocket are supposed to be the masters of blasting off, but rel="nofollow">this convinces me to believe otherwise.
18. Kickaa on May 16th, 2012 5:27 am
    

    When I first saw this advertisement, I was sceptical. After all how could filling in one measly piece of paper be able to do so much. However after waiting 2-3 weeks when I received my orders I was happily surprised. Not only was my job as easy as calling people to spread word of this wonderful organisation, but the rattata I got was in the top percentile of all rattata.

    Team Rocket changed my life, and they can change yours to.
    Joey
19. Comire on May 16th, 2012 5:48 am
    

    <img src="http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/pokmon-let-them-be-free1.gif"&gt;
20. EvilAspirin on May 16th, 2012 6:08 am
    

    I was sceptical at first but I can tell you this is such a great deal. I got my Meowth a week ago and at first I thought it was just a cat with a chocolate coin stuck to its head. I was also annoyed when it proceeded to eat my complimentary Rattata. However now I know that this Pokemon is a killing machine! Every night I come back home to find another defeated Pokemon on my doorstep. Rattatas, Pidgeys, Spearows… I'm just waiting for my first Pikachu!

    On an unrelated note I'm starting up a Pokemon Graveyard in my yard. Rates are reasonable.
21. Skrist on May 16th, 2012 7:28 am
    

    <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3hp56oH9t1rqp6teo6_250.gif"&gt;
    This is all I can think of anytime I see this advertisement. But I guess Lonely and Out of Place categories have it make a little sense…
22. Vabolo on May 16th, 2012 8:18 am
    

    Team Rocket's okay, but Team Crocket's where it's at!

    <img src="http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2465/crockets.png&quot; /img>
23. TheFancyPants on May 16th, 2012 9:23 am
    

    Free Ratata?
    I'll take six!
24. OrionX on May 16th, 2012 1:01 pm
    

    Promotion opportunities are available to individuals who are incapable of holding on to Lift Keys.
25. TopRattata on May 16th, 2012 8:16 pm
    

    FREE? FREE?!

    I am worth at least as much as a bike!
26. blargenth on May 17th, 2012 2:50 am
    

    HOLY SHIT PHOTO REALISTIC KOFFING!
27. TopRattata on May 18th, 2012 1:21 pm
    

    MOTHER OF ARCEUS…
28. Skarge on May 21st, 2012 2:27 am
    

    What if Joey wanted to join the team rocket, and then left it when he received the rattata?
    <img src=http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/203/685/conspiracy-keanu.jpg?1321901003>

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