The Spy always has to ruin people’s day, even in death!
By MaxOfS2D, submitted by Armetron & Dr. Batman

[VIDEO] Shakespearean Medic

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 10, 2012 · 1:46 AM

(134 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)

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Simply DA 100p · 674 weeks ago

Alas, poor Yorick.. I barely knew y--oh hi Yorick! I was just mourning with your corpse! Didn't know we had our respawn time shortened!

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HughbertEsq 98p · 674 weeks ago

*On the Plains of Dustbowl*
"To Uber, or not to Uber, that is the question
Whether 'tis nobler in the server to suffer
The stickies and arrows of outrageous Lucksmanry
Or take overheals against a sea of Pyros
And by opposing end them? To Die: to sleep:
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The butt-hurt and the thousand pubescent rages
That F2P is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be voted for. To die, to respawn
To RTV-*HEADSHOT* WAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHAAAAAAHAAAAaaaaa"
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"Standin' around like a bloody idiot!"

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Ryu Bonkosi 98p · 674 weeks ago

Never before have I seen a Gmod creation be so fluent.

May we humbly bow before your skill.

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EonofAeon 86p · 674 weeks ago

....Good thing this is SFM then....

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HughbertEsq 98p · 674 weeks ago

*lexlutherwrong.mp4*
Technically Mr Max says that this is made in Source SDK and something called 3ds Max

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 674 weeks ago

>nope.avi

Source SDK lets you import custom Source Engine content, 3ds Max is modeling software that he used to create the custom Medic body in the video, and it was filmed in Source Film Maker.

If you're going to correct someone, be right.

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 674 weeks ago

Gentlemen, gentlemen do calm down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEi4bx2uvts&li...

It's outdated, but you get the idea.

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MaxOfS2D · 674 weeks ago

This isn't Source Filmmaker ;)

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Actually · 674 weeks ago

It's not SFM. It's animations made in 3DS Max then ported into gMod.

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deleted801691 109p · 674 weeks ago

There was one other on this site a while ago. But I'm not sure if I dare mention it...

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RenegadeSparks 91p · 674 weeks ago

just watch some of Antoine35delak sometime, the man's g-mod animation is ridiculously skilled by any mortal's standards

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Armetron 98p · 674 weeks ago

This “Shakespeare” aptly named Shakespearicles is “the inventor of the two-story building, the stage play, America and the Rocket Launcher, has a powerful grasp on language and the ability to bench press 700 British pounds”.

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 674 weeks ago

700 British pounds?!? That's like 140 Bison dollars!!!

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GazzyW007 94p · 674 weeks ago

Ok ok ok. This right here.

This is why Alpar has 100p plus guys.
This is the standard we have to hit.
Wow.

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Alparssive 90p · 674 weeks ago

>Implying that's the real Alpar.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 674 weeks ago

Why are you calling yourself a fake, Alpar?

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Armetron 98p · 674 weeks ago

I know that the first Alpar is the real Alpar because he has a top hat :D

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Dr_Batman 74p · 674 weeks ago

now Medic, we both know that's no way to get A HEAD in life.

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GameboyPATH 106p · 674 weeks ago

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GameboyPATH 106p · 674 weeks ago

As long as you guys are making these goddamn head puns, this is the image that keeps appearing in my head, so I'll make sure it does for you all, too.

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SirNumel 97p · 674 weeks ago

Medic: Is this a knife I see before me?
Spy: Nay, but 'tis one sticking out of your back!

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The Pualrus 100p · 674 weeks ago

To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the indignity of this server, or simply rage quit in light of my team's incompetence.

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Marzen 101p · 674 weeks ago

I can't really think of something "funny" to say. But I've always enjoyed Hamlet, it's my favorite Shakespeare play (I've only read about five though)

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Deep Thought 105p · 674 weeks ago

Then let me regale you with an excerpt from Da Tragedy of Hamlet, boss of Denmark"

"To chop or not to chop. Iz't more orky to chop from behind like Mork, or chop from in front like Gork? Or should I get a deffgun and dakka my muckin' to def? Oy, all dis Weird finking is very tirin', wish my gobbin' would shut it. All dem other Denmark orkz wiv their Waaaugh drive me mad sumfink awful! Who could stand all dis mukking about, an' stompin', and shootan', and squig-rot? Iz just easier to charge a humie 'ard-boyz an' end it! That would be proper orky! All dis finkin' just gets in da way of a proper Waaaugh and stops it dead!"

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 674 weeks ago

Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer because we're in Dustbowl and it's hot as hell out here.

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MC Ninja 107p · 674 weeks ago

And all the scouts that loured upon our control point. In the deep bosom of Dustbowl buried.

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Vabolo 118p · 674 weeks ago

"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?"

"I AM ZE ÜBERMENSCH"

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Alice_M 79p · 674 weeks ago

Head crab spy.?

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DiamyoAlex 92p · 674 weeks ago

Lord! What fools these Scouts be...

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deleted801691 109p · 674 weeks ago

Just imagine what else we could do with Shakespeare and Team Fortress 2.
"O Sandvich, Sandvich, wherefore art thou Sandvich?
Deny thy Medic and refuse thy team;
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my health
And I'll no longer be a Red Heavy."
Surely, poetry of legends.

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Smile 103p · 674 weeks ago

Well it is now technically 'Later'...

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Hamlet and Eggs · 674 weeks ago

Horatio Caine: "Looks like he couldn't.... get ahead of the competition."
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

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Just DA on April 10th, 2012 2:01 am

Alas, poor Yorick.. I barely knew y--oh hi Yorick! I was just mourning with your corpse! Didn't know we had our respawn time shortened!
Hong_Meiling on April 10th, 2012 2:28 am

Head crab spy.?
Dr_Batman on April 10th, 2012 2:30 am

now Medic, we both know that's no way to get A HEAD in life.
Armetron on April 10th, 2012 2:43 am

<img src="http://transmedialshakespeare.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/462px-shakespearicles.jpg?w=231&h=300">
This “Shakespeare” aptly named Shakespearicles is “the inventor of the two-story building, the stage play, America and the Rocket Launcher, has a powerful grasp on language and the ability to bench press 700 British pounds”.
Ryu Bonkosi on April 10th, 2012 2:44 am

Never before have I seen a Gmod creation be so fluent.

<img src="http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18205767/images/1330912219544.gif">

May we humbly bow before your skill.
BTSnoogans on April 10th, 2012 5:04 am

Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer because we're in Dustbowl and it's hot as hell out here.
Alpear on April 10th, 2012 6:46 am

To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the indignity of this server, or simply rage quit in light of my team's incompetence.
Marzen on April 10th, 2012 8:58 am

I can't really think of something "funny" to say. But I've always enjoyed Hamlet, it's my favorite Shakespeare play (I've only read about five though)
SirNumel on April 10th, 2012 10:33 am

Medic: Is this a knife I see before me?
Spy: Nay, but 'tis one sticking out of your back!
Zwiggan on April 10th, 2012 10:36 am

Well it is now technically 'Later'…
HughbertEsq on April 10th, 2012 11:35 am

*On the Plains of Dustbowl*
"To Uber, or not to Uber, that is the question
Whether 'tis nobler in the server to suffer
The stickies and arrows of outrageous Lucksmanry
Or take overheals against a sea of Pyros
And by opposing end them? To Die: to sleep:
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The butt-hurt and the thousand pubescent rages
That F2P is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be voted for. To die, to respawn
To RTV-*HEADSHOT* WAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHAAAAAAHAAAAaaaaa"
…
…
"Standin' around like a bloody idiot!"
Vabolo on April 10th, 2012 4:12 pm

"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?"

"I AM ZE ÜBERMENSCH"
Skrist on April 10th, 2012 5:58 pm

Just imagine what else we could do with Shakespeare and Team Fortress 2.
"O Sandvich, Sandvich, wherefore art thou Sandvich?
Deny thy Medic and refuse thy team;
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my health
And I'll no longer be a Red Heavy."
Surely, poetry of legends.
DiamyoAlex on April 10th, 2012 7:10 pm

Lord! What fools these Scouts be…
Hamlet and Eggs on April 11th, 2012 1:25 pm

Horatio Caine: "Looks like he couldn't…. get ahead of the competition."
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"