He’s a man (or I guess turtle monster?) of few words, but even Rammus knows how to taunt his fellow champions!
By StephanosRex, submitted by Platinum

[AUDIO] Rammus Taunts Everyone

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2012 · 7:59 AM

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 685 weeks ago

That video runs through a lot of names. However the only relevant name is Alpar.

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Zink120 93p · 685 weeks ago

Perhaps we should campaign to become a LoL character. It would seem given the chance many like to play as Alpar.

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Deep Thought 105p · 685 weeks ago

At least until shawn decides to post a non LoL-submission... then the only relevant name is THE CHURCH OF FALCON.

And more importantly where THE CHURCH OF FALCON has gone to in this time of persecution.

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 685 weeks ago

I wish I could see the look on some newbies face, when they discover Halolz for the first time, go through the comments and see that everyone is Alpar and be all wtf?!?!!!!11000110
That's it I will always be Alpar now. Nobody can change that, not even Alpar.

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Zink120 93p · 685 weeks ago

Alpar is for life, not just for failz day.

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Ice_Cold_Water 97p · 685 weeks ago

I agree with Alpar.

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Old Man Jenkins 82p · 685 weeks ago

I disagree with alpar, but i agree with alpar. Just my thoughts so far.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 685 weeks ago

I can't go back to being not Alpar. I won't become a regular person again. I just won't!

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Newt 88p · 685 weeks ago

When we get THE CHURCH OF FALCON 2.0, how many people won't be Alpar?

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Umbreon 0 81p · 685 weeks ago

Unfortunately, I'm sure some will stray from the path of the Alpar... (I'm looking at YOU, Alpar.)

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GazzyW007 94p · 685 weeks ago

Well looks like we're in Valve time "day" mode.

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wolfpax181 92p · 685 weeks ago

Haha! I am sure that is a high quality burn he said about each and every fellow character that he taunted, even though I have absolutely no idea who any of them are.

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Discord 92p · 685 weeks ago

Then I'm sure you won't get the joke about "Taunting" (form of cc) and "taunting" (poking fun) at everybody.

That being said, I tried to Galio taunt those damned ponies. Then Twilight Sparkle silenced me while I was midcast. Now look at me.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 685 weeks ago

*staring at your avatar*
You... ended up with a monocle? That's not so bad.

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 685 weeks ago

but... but I thought no one taunted like garen.

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TheFancyPants 98p · 685 weeks ago

That's because everyone else can say something other than 'DEMACIA!'

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Lord Science 92p · 685 weeks ago

When I play a carry: "Oh god a turret, better back off"
When I play Rammus: "DIVE CAPTAIN! DIIIIIIIIVE!" " You have slayed an enemy"
I also end up being the most fed person on my team.

Rammus, because fuck EVERYONE.

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therandombear 87p · 685 weeks ago

Gawd, Shawn. He's an armadillo wearing armour, hence is name "The armordillo" ;)

About the video though, hilarious. Especially his comment on Udyr: "I'm gonna show you my Ass whopping stance." xD

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smashter 90p · 685 weeks ago

*Rammus taunting Alpar*

Oh, look, you've dominated LoLLoLZ with your name. Now you are definitely cool! NERD

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OrionX 91p · 685 weeks ago

Ahri: *see Sona*

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deleted801691 109p · 685 weeks ago

*Alpar goes to the youtube page*
"As seen on: LoLLoLZ."
Can't wait to see how many people come to this site thinking it's all about LoL now. Excluding Shawn, I can't really think of any.

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ibbolia 100p · 685 weeks ago

For once, a League of Legends joke I can understand!
...it's because he's a turtle with sunglasses, right?

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omegaplatinum 86p · 685 weeks ago

After years and years of following Halolz, I FINALLY GET A POST THROUGH!

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Pupsrus13 77p · 685 weeks ago

I know what Rammus would say...

What? Ya got through? C'mere, I got somethin' for ya.... RIIIIIIGHT behind this turret.

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Abum12345 95p · 685 weeks ago

Find the Real alpar?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erOSl0xBG-M

Sorry, this alpar is terrible with links

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deleted2212937 91p · 685 weeks ago

We are Alpar, for we are many.

You may strike us down, but two shall rise to fill our ranks.

Alparaholics anonymous meeting next Tuesday at 5:00pm Be sure to bring some snacks!

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Newt 88p · 685 weeks ago

Why would I want to go to an Alparaholics Anonymous meeting? I'd rather go to the Alpar Support Group meeting, for improperly-Alpared Alpars.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 685 weeks ago

Alpar didn't know Foghorn Leghorn performed magic.

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Ice_Cold_Water 97p · 685 weeks ago

He missed Viktor... My #1 most played character... fuck...

Well... I suppose Viktor is kinda new...

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omegaplatinum 86p · 685 weeks ago

The video was from December, before Viktor came out.

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Meekwood 55p · 685 weeks ago

"Function over form."
ZAAP!

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HexColor 66p · 684 weeks ago

When he says "Always I wanna be with you!" I just realized it's a rainbow unicorn attack reference...

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WholesomeBURN · 685 weeks ago

Making smores on Brand's Face? GOOD IDEA!

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Skarge 93p · 685 weeks ago

No sé que decir, así que mejor escribo algo en castellano

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deleted722514 108p · 685 weeks ago

Are you seriously going to repeat that over and over because "you don't know what to say"?

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Skarge 93p · 685 weeks ago

Nope, just this time

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Lord Science on April 2nd, 2012 8:09 am

When I play a carry: "Oh god a turret, better back off"
When I play Rammus: "DIVE CAPTAIN! DIIIIIIIIVE!" " You have slayed an enemy"
I also end up being the most fed person on my team.

Rammus, because fuck EVERYONE.
GazzyW007 on April 2nd, 2012 8:33 am

Well looks like we're in Valve time "day" mode.
therandombear on April 2nd, 2012 8:38 am

Gawd, Shawn. He's an armadillo wearing armour, hence is name "The armordillo" ;)

About the video though, hilarious. Especially his comment on Udyr: "I'm gonna show you my Ass whopping stance." xD
Ice_Cold_Alpar on April 2nd, 2012 8:41 am

He missed Viktor… My #1 most played character… fuck…

Well… I suppose Viktor is kinda new…

<img src="http://www.rickychew.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/112.jpg">
Alpar on April 2nd, 2012 8:47 am

but… but I thought no one taunted like garen.
Alpar on April 2nd, 2012 9:03 am

That video runs through a lot of names. However the only relevant name is Alpar.
wolfpax181 on April 2nd, 2012 9:07 am

Haha! I am sure that is a high quality burn he said about each and every fellow character that he taunted, even though I have absolutely no idea who any of them are.
Alpar12345 on April 2nd, 2012 9:23 am

Find the Real alpar?
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Sorry, this alpar is terrible with links
WholesomeBURN on April 2nd, 2012 10:22 am

Making smores on Brand's Face? GOOD IDEA!
Skar...err Alpar on April 2nd, 2012 11:14 am

No sé que decir, así que mejor escribo algo en castellano
AlparX on April 2nd, 2012 11:53 am

Ahri: *see Sona*
Platinum on April 2nd, 2012 12:35 pm

After years and years of following Halolz, I FINALLY GET A POST THROUGH!
ibbolia on April 2nd, 2012 12:39 pm

For once, a League of Legends joke I can understand!
…it's because he's a turtle with sunglasses, right?
smashter on April 2nd, 2012 2:28 pm

*Rammus taunting Alpar*

Oh, look, you've dominated LoLLoLZ with your name. Now you are definitely cool! NERD
Alpar on April 2nd, 2012 2:46 pm

*Alpar goes to the youtube page*
"As seen on: LoLLoLZ."
Can't wait to see how many people come to this site thinking it's all about LoL now. Excluding Shawn, I can't really think of any.
HexColor on April 4th, 2012 8:43 pm

When he says "Always I wanna be with you!" I just realized it's a rainbow unicorn attack reference…