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I'm Commander Obama...

I’m Commander Obama… and this is the most presidential Shepard on the Citadel!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 22, 2012 · 12:10 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (257 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)
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"Commander Obama, many people still don't believe you are a natural-born Earth citizen, and that you were actually born on a colony in the Terminus systems-"

"I've had enough of your tabloid journalism."
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*+5 Renegade*
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2 replies · active 684 weeks ago
Too be fair, he had it coming.
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Commander Obama, keeping it real in 2183
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4 replies · active 684 weeks ago
"I'm Commander in Chief Obama and this is not the worst post on Halolz."
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What is then?
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I think the "Pokemon sucks" post got the lowest score at, like, -200.
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got a link? My interest is piqued.
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ME3's end.
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"I'm president Obama, and I approve of Mass Effect 3 ending."

Obama

"I'm also drunk."
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5 replies · active 684 weeks ago
How in God's name could anyone possibly approve of the ending?
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well, he did say he was drunk
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point taken
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Hey I liked that endi-(cough) (cough) (cough) (cough) (hack) (cough) (cough) (spit out something) oh man... Is that my heart?
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I could and I do.
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Someone needs to make a collage with all the various Obamas on one image.
Or would that be jumping the Shark?


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Something tells me that people will be disappointed at the end of his presidential run, saying that no matter what they did during his run, all they did was change the color of the bp pipe gunk.
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3 replies · active 684 weeks ago
All that fighting to stop Al Quaeda and all we get in the end is Air Force One crashing on an uninhabited island.
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Don't worry guys because Congress is going to give us an actual ending to Obama's Presidential term. For $10-$20 of course.
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They just need to finish some calibrations first
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Free Galactic Healthcare for all!
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2 replies · active 684 weeks ago
Well that's pretty easy with Medi-Gel now.
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Ahahahahaahaha
That made my morning mate.
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I REGRET EVERYTHING THAT I EVER SAID TO OBAMA!!
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Former president Bill Clinton had this to say:


We would like to agree, that, that is in fact some gangsta shit.
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1 reply · active 684 weeks ago
Commander in Chief Shepard?
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Wait until Congress gives us the John McCain armor. It'll be amazing....
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1 reply · active 684 weeks ago
Ron Paul armor...

That's the joke.
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I now want to play Mass Effect, or at least watch a playthrough of this Shepard.
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The Romney playthrough of ME2 was suspended when Bioware refused to let Shepard mount Grunt's capsule on the roof of the Normandy.
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I'm Obama and this is my favorite health care plan in the Senate?
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Its time for a change! (forgets to cure genofage, lets war with geth and quarians continue. Earth is in ruins near the end.)
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Is there a code for that?
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Redroverone · 684 weeks ago

The Romney Shepard playthrough was abandoned because Bioware wouldn't let him store Grunt's capsule on the roof of the Normandy.
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Is this actually possible, or is this a Photoshop?
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So, it's a game where you spend 4 years doing nothing, except make a few promises that you have no intention of keeping?
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3 replies · active 684 weeks ago
Nah. Its a game were you make promises and then spend 4 years trying to get them past the big medigel companies.
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Presidential Simulator 2008 was still only slightly better than Presidential Simulator 2000 and 2004; But none will top Presidential Simulator 1992, 1998, and for many 1981/1985 and the short lived 1961 just set the bar too high.
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Honestly, I'm not an Obama Fanboy either but blaming him on failed promises is a lot like blaming a particular bird for pooping on your car. Every damn one of them fails to do it. That's why you vote based on proven patterns in their record... Not promises and that goes for any Presidential Nomination be he or she Republican, Democrat, or Libertarian.
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