I KNOW A FAKE ID WHEN I SEE ONE

94 Comments

1. Pooptickler on February 24th, 2012 1:19 am
   

   Awwww!
2. ChaosController on February 24th, 2012 1:21 am
   

   This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
3. Korotini_Notlad on February 24th, 2012 1:21 am
   

   I wonder what tipped him off…….the lack of wings?
4. troutmonkey on February 24th, 2012 1:23 am
   

   I think the first pokemon was the best. Go charizard
5. tveye on February 24th, 2012 1:31 am
   

   "But, I'm really lever 45!"
6. UndeadLex on February 24th, 2012 1:37 am
   

   Of course it's a fake, it SHOULD read "Scorching Whirlwind", and not "Fire Spin".
7. The AntiVillain on February 24th, 2012 1:39 am
   

   or charmander had a douchbag trainer and pressed b every time it tried to evolve
8. TomQuoVadis on February 24th, 2012 1:50 am
   

   Does the DMV randomly hand out holographic IDs?
9. Bobomberman on February 24th, 2012 1:55 am
   

   What kind of club would Charmander want into is what I want to know… my guess is one in a top percentile of some sort…
10. Henry_Wong on February 24th, 2012 2:04 am
    

    <img src=http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/6/128834993762989795.jpg>

    That bouncer should have taken that ID
11. Newt on February 24th, 2012 2:06 am
    

    *Charizard walks up to bouncer*
    I think you'll find…
    *hands bouncer holographic card*
    …THIS suitable?
    Bouncer: Oh, of course! Please, come in!
    *Charizard walks past bouncer*
    BOUNCER was defeated!
    DITTO gained $4052!
12. SirRainbowBlitz on February 24th, 2012 2:28 am
    

    Now to ponder why that Charmander bothered putting on clothes if it wasn't to disguise himself as a human…
13. BTSnoogans on February 24th, 2012 2:56 am
    

    I may be over thinking this but… am I to assume by this picture that Pokemon age based on their evolution? Charmander used a fake ID claiming to be Charizard. What if that Charmander is older than a Charizard, but unlike the Charizard, it just wasn't trained enough? Would the Charizard still be more of an adult than Charmander? And what of the single-evolution Pokemon? Do they never grow up?
14. MeatyMcSausage on February 24th, 2012 2:57 am
    

    Well what would he have done if the bouncer asked him a question?
    B: "Charizard, huh? Well if that's what you are, can you pronounce that for me?"
    C: "Ch-Cha-Char-Char-ar-ar-ar-mmmmmmmmmmmaaaiiaaiaiaaaa-"
    B: "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH, GET OUTTA HERE!"
15. BTSnoogans on February 24th, 2012 3:03 am
    

    Charmander: Ok. You caught me. I'm not really Charizard.
    *Pulls out another Pokemon card*
    Charmander: I'm actually Blastoise.
    Bouncer: You're not on the list.
    Charmander: *Pulling out another card* I was just kidding you. I'm actually Mewtwo.
    Bouncer: You're still not on the list.
    Charmander: I can do this all night, sir. I've got like, 500 more of these things.
    *Pulls out another card*
    Charmander: Chansey.
    Bouncer: *sigh* Not on the list.
16. NotB0b on February 24th, 2012 4:06 am
    

    This is exactly what happened to me when I tried it. Except with more broken teeth.
17. VyseRogueKing on February 24th, 2012 4:17 am
    

    Oh man that's gotta burn.
18. Nick Soapdish on February 24th, 2012 6:16 am
    

    That bouncer is doing a much better job then Professor Oak is doing at the lesbian only bar down the street. He keeps on asking entrants the same question.
19. Jimmy on February 24th, 2012 6:25 am
    

    Bouncer: I could have seen if the kid looked like a Charmeleon, but a Charizard was pushin' it.
20. Skrist on February 24th, 2012 7:33 am
    

    The kid should have flashed this instead.
    <img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-N9SqtG_eWq8/TlhHY2hy7oI/AAAAAAAAABw/Hbl87vluYRI/s1600/BlueEyesWhiteDragonDPKB-EN-SR-1E.png&quot; height="300" width="250">
    I can hardly tell the difference! 9 o 6
21. IncredulousEric on February 24th, 2012 11:01 am
    

    Well this is a Pok-tacular Week. I tapped for ideas so…
    <img src="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/254/655/849.gif&quot; width="400">
22. PvtDisposable on February 24th, 2012 11:23 am
    

    Stuff happened since the picture man…you have no IDea!
23. PvtDisposable on February 24th, 2012 11:28 am
    

    What kind of dance club has a lawn? Why is there nobody in line? Why do I keep asking questions?
24. Hyze on February 24th, 2012 12:16 pm
    

    Suddenly I'm inspired to go downtown and try to get into a bar with a Charizard as my ID.

    They won't let me in, but imagine what will go through people's heads when they look up on the Wall of Shame and see a Charizard next to all the "McLovins".
25. Idontneedtoputnoname on February 24th, 2012 2:07 pm
    

    Any one else think that bouncer is Samus in a costume?
26. TopRattata on February 24th, 2012 2:30 pm
    

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T LOOK LIKE A RATTICADE?!?!
27. DiamyoAlex on February 24th, 2012 2:30 pm
    

    But I really am level 18!
28. PortalMan118 on February 24th, 2012 5:54 pm
    

    Hey, he shouldn't be in there in the first place, with those level 50's and evoled Pokemon. WHAT IF HE GOT A RARE CANDY!? THOSE THINGS FUCK YOU UP!!!
29. AuraGuyChris on February 24th, 2012 6:56 pm
    

    Junior: "I'll swear to god, when I evolve twice, I'll eat you."
30. cnightmare072 on February 26th, 2012 10:10 pm
    

    *sigh* Fake Cards. I always hated that.

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