Nice try Junior!
By Jon Stachewicz
Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 24, 2012 · 1:16 AM |
Categories: Artistic, Card Games on Motorcycles, Failure, Nintendo, Off Duty, Pokémon, Sequential Art · Leave a comment () 92 Comments |
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Awwww!
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
I wonder what tipped him off…….the lack of wings?
I think the first pokemon was the best. Go charizard
"But, I'm really lever 45!"
Of course it's a fake, it SHOULD read "Scorching Whirlwind", and not "Fire Spin".
or charmander had a douchbag trainer and pressed b every time it tried to evolve
Does the DMV randomly hand out holographic IDs?
What kind of club would Charmander want into is what I want to know… my guess is one in a top percentile of some sort…
<img src=http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/6/128834993762989795.jpg>
That bouncer should have taken that ID
*Charizard walks up to bouncer*
I think you'll find…
*hands bouncer holographic card*
…THIS suitable?
Bouncer: Oh, of course! Please, come in!
*Charizard walks past bouncer*
BOUNCER was defeated!
DITTO gained $4052!
Now to ponder why that Charmander bothered putting on clothes if it wasn't to disguise himself as a human…
I may be over thinking this but… am I to assume by this picture that Pokemon age based on their evolution? Charmander used a fake ID claiming to be Charizard. What if that Charmander is older than a Charizard, but unlike the Charizard, it just wasn't trained enough? Would the Charizard still be more of an adult than Charmander? And what of the single-evolution Pokemon? Do they never grow up?
Well what would he have done if the bouncer asked him a question?
B: "Charizard, huh? Well if that's what you are, can you pronounce that for me?"
C: "Ch-Cha-Char-Char-ar-ar-ar-mmmmmmmmmmmaaaiiaaiaiaaaa-"
B: "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH, GET OUTTA HERE!"
Charmander: Ok. You caught me. I'm not really Charizard.
*Pulls out another Pokemon card*
Charmander: I'm actually Blastoise.
Bouncer: You're not on the list.
Charmander: *Pulling out another card* I was just kidding you. I'm actually Mewtwo.
Bouncer: You're still not on the list.
Charmander: I can do this all night, sir. I've got like, 500 more of these things.
*Pulls out another card*
Charmander: Chansey.
Bouncer: *sigh* Not on the list.
This is exactly what happened to me when I tried it. Except with more broken teeth.
Oh man that's gotta burn.
That bouncer is doing a much better job then Professor Oak is doing at the lesbian only bar down the street. He keeps on asking entrants the same question.
Bouncer: I could have seen if the kid looked like a Charmeleon, but a Charizard was pushin' it.
The kid should have flashed this instead.
<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-N9SqtG_eWq8/TlhHY2hy7oI/AAAAAAAAABw/Hbl87vluYRI/s1600/BlueEyesWhiteDragonDPKB-EN-SR-1E.png" height="300" width="250">
I can hardly tell the difference! 9 o 6
Well this is a Pok-tacular Week. I tapped for ideas so…
<img src="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/254/655/849.gif" width="400">
Stuff happened since the picture man…you have no IDea!
What kind of dance club has a lawn? Why is there nobody in line? Why do I keep asking questions?
Suddenly I'm inspired to go downtown and try to get into a bar with a Charizard as my ID.
They won't let me in, but imagine what will go through people's heads when they look up on the Wall of Shame and see a Charizard next to all the "McLovins".
Any one else think that bouncer is Samus in a costume?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T LOOK LIKE A RATTICADE?!?!
But I really am level 18!
Hey, he shouldn't be in there in the first place, with those level 50's and evoled Pokemon. WHAT IF HE GOT A RARE CANDY!? THOSE THINGS FUCK YOU UP!!!
Junior: "I'll swear to god, when I evolve twice, I'll eat you."
*sigh* Fake Cards. I always hated that.