Somebody set us up the love.
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Zero Wing Valentine

Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 16, 2012 · 6:33 AM

(189 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)

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Genesis, Holidays, Incoming Transmission, Retro, True Love, Valentine's Day, Zero Wing

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 689 weeks ago

I wish somebody could set us up the date. Instead we get single.

Oh well back to porn then. Main screen turn on.

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Spencer 119p · 689 weeks ago

Ahahaha! Yeaaaaaaaah, spending all day making comments in the Halolz section! It's past Valentine's Day but we're all compensating for our lack of dates!

WHO NEEDS WOMEN?! I HAVE INTERNET AND WITTY COMMENTS!
AHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHA! Haha... eheh... BUH.. BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE.

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12 replies · active 689 weeks ago

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 689 weeks ago

I got to spend an hour or so having dinner with a female friend of mine. (My treat of course) It was just as friends though. Nothing more. We were SUPPOSED to see Star Wars Episode I in 3D cause she wanted to go see it. (The only thing worse than not having a date on Valentine's Day is seeing Jar Jar Binks in 3D, but I digress...) but she forgot about her orchestra practice. I offered to take her out to dinner after rehearsal was over. Luckily, she was able to make it.

It was awkward the next day though cause my buddy asked "How come I wasn't invited?" via Facebook...

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Spencer 119p · 689 weeks ago

*Sheds last manly tear and stares at Jimmy after grabbing him by the arms*

Go get her, you Pokemon master.

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Scept 100p · 689 weeks ago

If you ask me, posting that was a bad idea. Zoe might not be very happy about it...

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LinkorZelda 87p · 689 weeks ago

What if Zoe was the girl?

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Scept 100p · 689 weeks ago

Well, going by this comment, I'd say she probably wasn't.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 689 weeks ago

Ahem, in the words of Shawn "WHERE ARE MY PRIORITIES" Handyside...

You sir are correct, the BEST KIND OF CORRECT!!!

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 689 weeks ago

You forgot one word: "technically"

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TCC 105p · 689 weeks ago

You are technically correct, the BEST KIND of correct.

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tstriker1 · 689 weeks ago

I see Jimmy.
So Jimmy....did you happen to tell your female friend something liiiike the percent of rattata's your is in? *shot* *with a gauss machine gun* *then nuked*

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GazzyW007 94p · 689 weeks ago

Want a tissue, Mr. Alpar?

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TCC 105p · 689 weeks ago

or a sock?

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 689 weeks ago

I've got a snickers wrapper in my pocket you can use.

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The Pualrus 100p · 689 weeks ago

Roses are red.
Violets use a texture that my graphics card is failing to load.
You must construct additional pylons.

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 689 weeks ago

roses can potentially be red but not always
violets are violet
get your fucking colors straight.

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RenegadeSparks 91p · 689 weeks ago

roses are red,
they can also be blue, (more a pale lavender)
(and pink, and white, and yellow, and purple, and EXTREMELY dark red...)
ah fuck I forgot where I was going with this,
I'll go back to tf2 and throw some piss

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 689 weeks ago

the error window is red
violets.dds has some internal reference errors that I forgot to resolve when I shipped the game,
There's IK glitches all over, so people are moving funny
and I forgot to check for game ending bugs.
-Love Bethesda.
EDIT: Oh for the love of- That'll teach me to make an intelligent skyrim joke. Arrow to the knee jokes get more thumbs than this comment of mine.

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Breezeplease · 689 weeks ago

Roses are red.
Minerals are blue.
We need more vespian gas.

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Spencer 119p · 689 weeks ago

You still no chance to be single make your time.

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Deep Thought 105p · 689 weeks ago

What you say?

You have set me up the bomb in heart.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 689 weeks ago

So that's the ticking I hear. Looks like I need to make my time.

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Jehuty 0p · 689 weeks ago

You are on the way to relationship...

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Wetmang 95p · 689 weeks ago

Roses are Lame
Violets make me tear
But Mother Russia took all of them
because Kilroy was here!

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Axel X 90p · 689 weeks ago

Take off every zig, for great love!

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GameboyPATH 106p · 689 weeks ago

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck this beaten-to-death, now-meaningless format of the expression of love that's become so cliche that no one uses it in a romantic context or any situation other than ironic or comedic purpose.

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1 reply · active 689 weeks ago

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The Pualrus 100p · 689 weeks ago

Aww, I love you too.

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 689 weeks ago

Ah, an oldie but goodie. I wonder if any geek couples have actually used this pun as a real valentine?

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deleted801691 109p · 689 weeks ago

Shawn you seem to be trying too hard...
How about some chocolates and flowers instead?

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2 replies · active 689 weeks ago

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LinkorZelda 87p · 689 weeks ago

Or some forums?

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Amy 95p · 689 weeks ago

Or changing the background from Heavy-Clause?

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PvtDisposable 90p · 689 weeks ago

I'm a gut, so in order to appreciate this in a non-homosexual manner I will look at this differently.

Bleach=Base
Eyebleach=bleach
eyebleach=base

Ergo all of those girls on eyebleach are now mine!

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 689 weeks ago

You're a gut? I've got a bad feeling about that...

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PvtDisposable 90p · 689 weeks ago

A gut feeling? I'd like to say I planned this, but it was just a typo...

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Sonicsmash2 96p · 689 weeks ago

A Machine cannot love?
Well atleast he can't be heartbroken....

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Omnomynous 90p · 689 weeks ago

Hey, girl.

Be my Valentine for great justice.

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Scept 100p · 689 weeks ago

What's this? Three VGCats updates within three months?
What sorcery is this?!

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dope92 94p · 689 weeks ago

this is the most ingenious one yet

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PortalMan 86p · 689 weeks ago

daaawwhh.....the bad grammer makes it even cuter.

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SirNumel 97p · 689 weeks ago

Shh, it's memetic status prevents anybody from pointing out its obvious grammatical failings.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 689 weeks ago

Yeah. Don't screw this up. I still want to know if I can haz mah cheezburger.

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PortalMan 86p · 689 weeks ago

I haz a cookie for joo.

But i ated it. :(

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RenegadeSparks 91p · 689 weeks ago

well I haz a hotdog

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RenegadeSparks 91p · 689 weeks ago

I know I'll sound like a hipster, but I have heard this one before, was it on dorkly or something a year ago?

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Alice_M 79p · 689 weeks ago

Gosh, the 90's was Eons ago..And the 90's were awesome.

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Eddshere · 689 weeks ago

For great justice.
Take off every Cupid.

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Alpar on February 16th, 2012 6:46 am

You still no chance to be single make your time.
Alpar on February 16th, 2012 6:50 am

Ahahaha! Yeaaaaaaaah, spending all day making comments in the Halolz section! It's past Valentine's Day but we're all compensating for our lack of dates!

WHO NEEDS WOMEN?! I HAVE INTERNET AND WITTY COMMENTS!
AHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHA! Haha… eheh… BUH.. BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE.
Axel X on February 16th, 2012 6:56 am

Take off every zig, for great love!
sonicsmash2 on February 16th, 2012 7:20 am

A Machine cannot love?
Well atleast he can't be heartbroken….
Nick Soapdish on February 16th, 2012 7:31 am

I wish somebody could set us up the date. Instead we get single.

Oh well back to porn then. Main screen turn on.
C__F on February 16th, 2012 9:50 am

Roses are red.
Violets use a texture that my graphics card is failing to load.
You must construct additional pylons.
Wetmang on February 16th, 2012 9:53 am

Roses are Lame
Violets make me tear
But Mother Russia took all of them
because Kilroy was here!
Eddshere on February 16th, 2012 10:59 am

For great justice.
Take off every Cupid.
EliminatorZigma on February 16th, 2012 11:53 am

Ah, an oldie but goodie. I wonder if any geek couples have actually used this pun as a real valentine?
Skrist on February 16th, 2012 11:56 am

Shawn you seem to be trying too hard…
How about some chocolates and flowers instead?
PvtDisposable on February 16th, 2012 12:53 pm

I'm a gut, so in order to appreciate this in a non-homosexual manner I will look at this differently.

Bleach=Base
Eyebleach=bleach
eyebleach=base

Ergo all of those girls on eyebleach are now mine!
<img src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/252/me-gusta.jpg">
GameboyPATH on February 16th, 2012 4:01 pm

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck this beaten-to-death, now-meaningless format of the expression of love that's become so cliche that no one uses it in a romantic context or any situation other than ironic or comedic purpose.
PortalMan118 on February 16th, 2012 4:38 pm

daaawwhh…..the bad grammer makes it even cuter.
Sceptilianblade on February 16th, 2012 6:16 pm

What's this? Three VGCats updates within three months?
What sorcery is this?!
BTSnoogans on February 16th, 2012 7:17 pm

You could smoosh the words lonely and old together to make something funnier. Lonely + Old = Lol'd.
Omnomynous on February 16th, 2012 7:50 pm

Hey, girl.

Be my Valentine for great justice.
dope92 on February 16th, 2012 9:00 pm

this is the most ingenious one yet
Seanhl on February 16th, 2012 10:30 pm

I know I'll sound like a hipster, but I have heard this one before, was it on dorkly or something a year ago?
Hong_Meiling on February 18th, 2012 6:40 pm

Gosh, the 90's was Eons ago..And the 90's were awesome.