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Skyrim Valentines

Don’t be a lovelorn dragonborn!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 15, 2012 · 9:07 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (205 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
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Artistic, Bethesda, Here There Be Dragons, Holidays, Shields Up, The Elder Scrolls, True Love, Valentine's Day

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The picture is broken just like my heart on valentines day.
Just kidding, I have no heart.
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10 replies · active 678 weeks ago
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My Valentine's day in a nutshell

...Meanwhile in Shawn's office
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2 replies · active 678 weeks ago

We just had single awareness day.
ONWARD TO THE NATIONAL DRINKING CONTEST IN MARCH!!
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1 reply · active 678 weeks ago
My valentine's day went like this:
Woke up.
Had some coffee.
Realized I'm still single because I haven't been looking for a girlfriend.
Had some coffee.
Kicked myself for not going out and socializing enough.
Had some coffee.
Got lost in thought.
Had some coffee.
Read a couple chapters of Dune.
Had some coffee.
Listened to some Frank Sinatra.
Had some coffee.
Realized it was past 5pm.
had some Irish Coffee.
Had a shot of Tequila.
had more Irish Coffee.
Had Coffee flavored milk and rum,
Had some coffee.
Practiced jewelry making because it's a soothing hobby,
fell asleep with a woven copper ring with a sterling chain rim in my hand.
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4 replies · active 678 weeks ago
Haha, these are awesome. I bet they'd be perfect to give to my girlfriend.
....
Yeah.
My girlfriend.
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What is this love?
Is that something you can buy on Amazon?
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1 reply · active 678 weeks ago
You just better hope gg-guys doesn't find out about that last one...

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3 replies · active 678 weeks ago
Valentines Day.
A day that reminds Nobodies that they do not have hearts.

"then I took an arrow to the heart"
At least you HAVE one!

Yeah...I got nothing.
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Obligatory:

I used to be single, just like you, but then I took an arrow in the heart.
And now I'm dead.
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2 replies · active 678 weeks ago
I meant to give someone my heart on Valentine's Day.
Sadly, I couldn't resist adding some... let's call them "bonus features" to the cloned organ, and well long story short I ended up spending most of Valentine's Day alone again burying a body.

I think I should be concerned that there's always an empty grave in the same spot every year...
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Happy single's awareness day.
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1 reply · active 678 weeks ago
This valentines day, give something special to your loved one.
Like a red x on a napkin within a large rectangular indent.
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1 reply · active 678 weeks ago
Is the image broken for anyone else, or just me?
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1 reply · active 678 weeks ago
FUS RO LOVE!!!!
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This image is like my mind: Missing and probably in a jar somewhere.
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(wish I had thought of this earlier, but)

Well Shawn... I guess Wolf interfered with your server move?
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1 reply · active 678 weeks ago
so how many ppl will post the "forever alone"?
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Assuming Kotaku is to be believed;

"Jemma Salume is the artist behind these adorable cards, which while dabbling in established memes, also go the other way and ignore the Jarls and heroes of Skyrim in favour of...Belethor."
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thatperson · 678 weeks ago

http://oxboxer.tumblr.com/post/16475990293/skyrim...

this is the artist
Oxboxer from tumblr
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This is the artist on dA: http://eatfun.deviantart.com/
Also, she's made four more since these came out.
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imhelpiiiiing · 678 weeks ago

artist is "eatfun" at deviantart. there's more of them, too.
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Is it just me
or does Alduin actually look attractive?
Also, screw women!
Both metaphorically and physically.
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I love the comments .. :)
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Link to artists DA page
http://eatfun.deviantart.com/
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Here's the OG artist of those Skyrim v-day cards
http://eatfun.deviantart.com/
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http://img.creepyfrog.com/photos/skyrim-valentine...

Your html-fu is weak, young grasshoppers. ;)
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Anonamouse · 678 weeks ago

Methinks the image took an Arrow to the knee. <brik'd>
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*looks at related entries*

shawn, falcon punching everything won't solve all of life's problems. falcon punching the old servers because the new ones sucked won't make the old ones better.

this lame comment was posted just to see if guest comments work, because i can't bother making an account when i just want to lurk :D
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