Leave it to Nintendo to somehow create a helper for Link that’s more annoying than Navi.
By Dorkly [via Zelda Universe]
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 19, 2012 · 12:33 AM |
Categories: Nintendo, Obnoxious, Rage Enducing, Retro, SNES, Swordplay, The Legend of Zelda, Tips & Tricks, Video Clips, Wii · Leave a comment () 129 Comments |
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I miss Navi……………………WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?!?!?!?
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There is a 93% chance I am a sex robot.
And she looks really creepy when she sings too.
Suddenly the pokemon low hp beeping seems soothing compared to this. And to think I thought I had such a hard life dealing with that low hp beeping. You've got to give credit to the younger generation for being able to put up with it. Or instead just get mad at the game companies. :D
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FOOL! I am the most annoying physical manifestation of a sword there ever was! My tale begins in the twelth century, where I discovered that coffee is the greatest morning beverage. In fact, back in the tenth century, when I first aided someone on a quest, I do believe it was on a sunny, summer Monday (yes, Monday is the perfect day to start a quest), though it could have been a Tuesday…So on this chilled winter Saturday, I aided King Arthur in defeating Alexander the Great and his Mongolian armies, though I was not as humble as I am in this day, I still managed to overwhelm Genghis Khan and his dreadful Roman legions!
And this is why every one of my mornings starts with a soothing cup of tea.
Masters, I calculate an 85% chance that this is a video on the internet. The other 15 % chance is the probability of everything being a figment of your imagination, and everything being a lie.
I am required by law(lz) to post this here:
http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/996
There is a 99% chance of "Yeah, I get it."
I was going to say "you should have taken this ::image of master sword::" but then remembered that Fi is worse.
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Bitch please.
FAKE!!
Link can't talk.
Boots go on feet?
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No wonder I can't breath…
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There is a 95% chance that you will assume the position.
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There is 85% chance when they first delayed Skyward Sword they did to add in Fi's dialogue.
There's also a 65% chance that the second time they delayed it they added in the cutscenes where she sings in Agony while Link plays the harp like a child.
KILL IT WITH SACRED FLAMES
> Get retarded-yet-all-knowing robot
> First question you ask is "are you a sex robot"
Also, Fisto.
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As much as we all like smutty pictures, even cleverly censored ones.
This is more awkward than it is funny.
It's like a duck making elephant noises.
Aw Sith, I actually took the time to read it, and my tired eyes saw the "u" as being uncapitalized.
People of Skyloft are fucking weird.
This is the second sensual picture I've seen you post in the past day. Are you slowly but surely trying to turn Halolz into an ecchi site? Although, considering you have the word "anus" in your name, I shouldn't be surprised.
Why would you post this???
The only thing Fi is good for is telling you your wiimote's going flat.
i find doing a sword isn't very good for your health
Okay maybe I'm crazy but I didn't think Fi was that bad like the percentage thing was annoying but I did like how she told you your enemy performance and how she told you more than just 1 predetermined hint depending on where you were, of course I didn't mind Navi either.
I know that's pretty weak compared to what we usually end up seeing on the internet, searching for it or not, but I'm still impressed that Shawn is allowing you to keep another one of these as a comment, and that you are actually getting +1's.
Soon enough people will be using the anthrolesbo Mudkipz from Halolz as comments.
Waaaaait a second…..
… Is she licking herself? o.O
Oh god, that's not Nurse joy & Officer Jenny!
That's not Nurse Joy & Officer Jenny at all. D:
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Makes it THAT much easier for snu-snu.
Hey!!! Damn it Navi!!! Censoring 15% of her body!!! Jealous much?!?
Pssssssssh…
check the official scrapbook, yes she doooooes…