Arrows… the cause of, and solution to all of Heavy’s problems!
By PagesPortal, submitted by Sadface
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 14, 2012 · 11:50 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Head Shot, Health & Fitness, Highly Illogical Captain, Irony, Sequential Art, Team Fortress 2, Teamwork, Valve Software · Leave a comment () 124 Comments |
|
I think he got the 'point'.
I would not like to have the Medic as my primary care physician. His methods are questionable at best.
Pfft.
Introducing, the Turkey Scout.
rel="nofollow">
Arrows: How the fuck do they work?!
That red arrow's a spy!
So what was in the medic's arrow?
Water! Ordinary water, laced with a couple spoonfuls of LSD.
I once thought red pill, or blue pill? Why not both? Then I took arrows to my knees…
Yes, yes, I know it's an old joke but I couldn't resist. Sorry haters!!! Oh, speaking of hate, I found something that pony haters might actually like. Here: http://dan-vs-fim.tumblr.com
Enjoy I guess?
I got it! I'll use this SECOND arrow to dislodge the first one!
And how is "Arrow to the knee" not a tag by this point?
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/HxHSx.gif">
The real question is… Who invented it?
Cave Johnson?
The medic always believed, "The healing isn't as rewarding as the hurting," So he went on to invent something that did both at the same time. Because a plain old needle injection doesn't quite do the trick.
I used to be a Heavy, then I…
took a suggestion to change classes.
I use to tank for my team… then I took an arrow to the knee…sorry had to do it…
It looks like he must have a real
*sunglasses*
splitting headache
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
Shawn, the website you linked doesn't load so I can't be sure who submitted it there, but I'm pretty sure this is by Matsu-sensei, the same guy who did the Phoenix Wright comics.
http://matsu-sensei.deviantart.com/art/I-AM-MOOSE…
The Crusader's Crossbow in theory could make a good Spy Checking tool.
Post has arrows & Team Fortress 2.
Options:
a) Make a Pootis joke
b) Make arrow to knee reference and get mobbed
c) Post irrelevant yet funny picture
hmmmmmm… I'll go with my gut instinct on this one.
<img src="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/1267053335-funny-gif-3.gif?w=320">
…at least they didn't hit his knee
Pfft! That's not a real medic! Nobody uses the crossbow.
Its just a flesh wound!
Looks like Baby Cakes is taking a class in Teamwork…..how would you score him so far?
Am I the only one who thinks the heavy looks like Majin Buu?
<img src="http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj315/demonzabuzars/2965684_640px.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
How do you fight pain? MORE PAIN!!!!
You Cannot argue with the logic.
Must be medieval mode. That's the only place you'll see a medic using the Crusader's Crossbow.
All shall fear giant new antlers!
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
THE HUNTSMAN DOES INST-KILL ON HEADSHOT
THIS POST IS INACCURATE
THEREFORE……*Inhales*
UNAACCEPTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLLE!!!!!!!!!!!
At-least it wasn't his manhood who was hit by an arrow. Who needs a brain when you have ladies?
Is he…. Double Unicorn?
HEAVY EEZ BICORN!
Hmm… has the Heavy lost weight?
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Image:AHM8-Perceptor.jpg
I will shoot you in the face…FOR SCIENCE.
The Artist is Matsu-Sensei. There needs to be credit to the artist, instead of just ripping it from his deviantART page.