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Ash, are you really only ten years old?

Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 30, 2011 · 6:34 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(354 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)

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Chimental 117p · 690 weeks ago

"You're impossibly fast. As if you've pressed 'B' your entire life. And strong. Your skin is... the same shade throughout all seasons. Your eyes suddenly change... and sometimes you speak like - like you have a different voice actor. You never eat or drink anything; you never change your clothes. How old are you?"

"Ten."

"How long have you been ten?"

"...a while."

"I know what you are."

"Say it... out loud. Say it."

"Pokemon trainer."

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14 replies · active 690 weeks ago

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Immortal_Mook 92p · 690 weeks ago

He swallowed an Everstone.

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3 replies · active 690 weeks ago

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deleted801691 109p · 690 weeks ago

I know what you stole Ash, and you probably should return it.

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6 replies · active 690 weeks ago

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TheSpaceCore 89p · 690 weeks ago

Cave Johnson here! So, lab boys have been experimenting with time manipulation on lab mice. Turns out time manipulation turns mice yellow, and big, and cause massive discharges of static electricity. Didn't see that one coming. Egg heads tell me it's not a good idea to keep a time distorting rodent around all our other experiments, so we've sealed the little guy up in a patented Aperture monster capsule and shipped him off to another lab FAAAAR away from here. It was a hell of a struggle getting him in there, I'll tell you what. But what's important is that dangerous creature is out of our hands and Aperture won't face any lawsuits for his creation. Remember, it's not our problem!
Cave Johnson, we're done here.

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1 reply · active 688 weeks ago

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SuperPinkiePie 92p · 690 weeks ago

I really hope he's taken his mother's advice and changed his underwear.

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MorningMoon 97p · 690 weeks ago

Don't even ask about Pikachu's level.

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5 replies · active 690 weeks ago

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CFW spplmj 122p · 690 weeks ago

Wrong! Ash is 11

In the Pikachu short from the 3rd movie, Ash actually has a party to celebrate the fact that its been a whole year since he first met Pikachu,

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8 replies · active 686 weeks ago

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 690 weeks ago

I was going to point out how calm she looks with her head exploding, but then I realized that's probably the most accurate expression when your brain is being torn to shreds by improbable logic.

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deleted7077262 93p · 690 weeks ago

I think Pokemon is a pretty cool guy. Eh defies logic and doesnt afraid of anything.

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TomQuoVadis 96p · 690 weeks ago

Bart Simpson has him beat.

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The AntiVillain 89p · 690 weeks ago

ash is part timelord

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5 replies · active 690 weeks ago

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BasketGT 95p · 690 weeks ago

It's a simple explanation. He is as timeless as the Pokemon series.

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Zyxx 24p · 690 weeks ago

My theory was always that Ash has been severely electrocuted so often - not to mention burned, frozen, lacerated and actually killed at least twice - that his glands don't function properly anymore.

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PortalMan 86p · 690 weeks ago

and Brock is still a massive pervert.

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John_Know_Doe 86p · 690 weeks ago

he must of been -4 when he started traveling

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1 reply · active 690 weeks ago

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NotB0b 91p · 690 weeks ago

Obligatory, Are you a boy or a girl.

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tinichu 84p · 690 weeks ago

Overcome the impossible and kick reason to the curb!

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2 replies · active 690 weeks ago

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 690 weeks ago

Fuck math.
Simple.

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Kris 81p · 690 weeks ago

They need to make a hardcore Pokemon anime like some of the manga for us who grew up with it, still love it, but hate the stupid ten year old jokes, and the fact that no one learns ANYTHING!

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7 replies · active 690 weeks ago

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ibbolia 100p · 690 weeks ago

I think...and follow me on this one...Ash is a figment of Pikachu's imagination. The entirety of the show is a coping mechanism of the only human level intelligence Pokemon in existence as he deals with Professor Oak's experiments.

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1 reply · active 690 weeks ago

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CosmicSkyscrapa 80p · 690 weeks ago

Ash debunks everything I study for...

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2 replies · active 690 weeks ago

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Spencer 119p · 690 weeks ago

Iris used Explosion!

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TheInsaneWombat 90p · 690 weeks ago

This guy has been one for over a decade.

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CriticalQuit 93p · 690 weeks ago

At least he's not a 100 year old virgin.

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Ovahdrive 105p · 690 weeks ago

This is made in Japan right? Where 29-year olds are often portrayed as 8 year olds, and vice versa? I see no problem here.

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The Pualrus 100p · 690 weeks ago

So, how old does that make Gary?

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3 replies · active 690 weeks ago

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dope92 94p · 690 weeks ago

i would make a skyrim joke about him not aging past 10 but....

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1 reply · active 690 weeks ago

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Drake148 88p · 690 weeks ago

mmmmm... Ash not aging has only one meaning... he has FAIRY-GOD-PARENTS!!

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VoiceFromCorner 71p · 690 weeks ago

This is why I stopped watching the show. Well, that and the intelligence reset.

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Halcreix 16p · 690 weeks ago

In Soviet Pallet Town boys don't age while travelling, they just get younger.

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Kris 81p · 690 weeks ago

~(O head_explode O)~

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Alice_M 79p · 685 weeks ago

Ash=Immortal?

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Bobby · 686 weeks ago

I firmly believe there is a lost episode where Ash finds the Fountain of Youth

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_XD 87p · 690 weeks ago

The stuff that this guy makes is genius.

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AuraGuyChris 64p · 690 weeks ago

You're all wrong.

The Pokemon world is a massive hell hole of anti-aging people.

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Bazinga · 674 weeks ago

Man seriously, come on Japan, even in there people have GOT to age one day.

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BlurrySandwich 112p · 690 weeks ago

What is the big deal with how old he is? Ash is 10 years old because the show is meant for 10-year-old kids. (Although you can never be too old for pokeomon). The show would lose it's child-like wonder if Ash grew up.

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10 replies · active 690 weeks ago

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Chimental on December 30th, 2011 6:46 pm

"You're impossibly fast. As if you've pressed 'B' your entire life. And strong. Your skin is… the same shade throughout all seasons. Your eyes suddenly change… and sometimes you speak like -- like you have a different voice actor. You never eat or drink anything; you never change your clothes. How old are you?"

"Ten."

"How long have you been ten?"

"…a while."

"I know what you are."

"Say it… out loud. Say it."

"Pokemon trainer."
Squeek spplmj on December 30th, 2011 6:51 pm

Wrong! Ash is 11

In the Pikachu short from the 3rd movie, Ash actually has a party to celebrate the fact that its been a whole year since he first met Pikachu,
BasketGT on December 30th, 2011 6:56 pm

It's a simple explanation. He is as timeless as the Pokemon series.
EliminatorZigma on December 30th, 2011 6:59 pm

I was going to point out how calm she looks with her head exploding, but then I realized that's probably the most accurate expression when your brain is being torn to shreds by improbable logic.
Alpar on December 30th, 2011 7:09 pm

Iris used Explosion!
MorningMoon on December 30th, 2011 7:09 pm

Don't even ask about Pikachu's level.
BlurrySandwich on December 30th, 2011 7:10 pm

What is the big deal with how old he is? Ash is 10 years old because the show is meant for 10-year-old kids. (Although you can never be too old for pokeomon). The show would lose it's child-like wonder if Ash grew up.
AngelAreku on December 30th, 2011 7:15 pm

I think Pokemon is a pretty cool guy. Eh defies logic and doesnt afraid of anything.
TomQuoVadis on December 30th, 2011 7:20 pm

Bart Simpson has him beat.
Immortal_Mook on December 30th, 2011 7:21 pm

He swallowed an Everstone.
NotB0b on December 30th, 2011 7:28 pm

Obligatory, Are you a boy or a girl.
pokemon_girl on December 30th, 2011 7:41 pm

They need to make a hardcore Pokemon anime like some of the manga for us who grew up with it, still love it, but hate the stupid ten year old jokes, and the fact that no one learns ANYTHING!
The AntiVillain on December 30th, 2011 7:41 pm

ash is part timelord
SuperPinkiePie on December 30th, 2011 8:00 pm

I really hope he's taken his mother's advice and changed his underwear.
Skrist on December 30th, 2011 8:31 pm

I know what you stole Ash, and you probably should return it.
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C__F on December 30th, 2011 8:31 pm

So, how old does that make Gary?
John_Know_Doe on December 30th, 2011 8:39 pm

he must of been -4 when he started traveling
MasterLuigi452 on December 30th, 2011 9:05 pm

Fuck math.
Simple.
tinichu on December 30th, 2011 9:17 pm

Overcome the impossible and kick reason to the curb!
CosmicSkyscrapa on December 30th, 2011 9:46 pm

Ash debunks everything I study for…
ibbolia on December 30th, 2011 10:20 pm

I think…and follow me on this one…Ash is a figment of Pikachu's imagination. The entirety of the show is a coping mechanism of the only human level intelligence Pokemon in existence as he deals with Professor Oak's experiments.
PortalMan118 on December 30th, 2011 10:20 pm

and Brock is still a massive pervert.
WheelMan1337 on December 30th, 2011 11:43 pm

Creepiest poker face ever…
I can forget about sleeping tonight. ._.'
TheSpaceCore on December 30th, 2011 11:46 pm

Cave Johnson here! So, lab boys have been experimenting with time manipulation on lab mice. Turns out time manipulation turns mice yellow, and big, and cause massive discharges of static electricity. Didn't see that one coming. Egg heads tell me it's not a good idea to keep a time distorting rodent around all our other experiments, so we've sealed the little guy up in a patented Aperture monster capsule and shipped him off to another lab FAAAAR away from here. It was a hell of a struggle getting him in there, I'll tell you what. But what's important is that dangerous creature is out of our hands and Aperture won't face any lawsuits for his creation. Remember, it's not our problem!
Cave Johnson, we're done here.
Ovahdrive on December 31st, 2011 12:05 am

This is made in Japan right? Where 29-year olds are often portrayed as 8 year olds, and vice versa? I see no problem here.
Zyxx on December 31st, 2011 12:08 am

My theory was always that Ash has been severely electrocuted so often -- not to mention burned, frozen, lacerated and actually killed at least twice -- that his glands don't function properly anymore.
CriticalQuit on December 31st, 2011 12:48 am

At least he's not a 100 year old virgin.
dope92 on December 31st, 2011 3:41 am

rel="nofollow">i would make a skyrim joke about him not aging past 10 but….
Drake148 on December 31st, 2011 9:55 am

mmmmm… Ash not aging has only one meaning… he has FAIRY-GOD-PARENTS!!
TheInsaneWombat on December 31st, 2011 10:44 am

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This guy has been one for over a decade.
AuraGuyChris on December 31st, 2011 12:55 pm

You're all wrong.

The Pokemon world is a massive hell hole of anti-aging people.
penguindude42 on December 31st, 2011 4:03 pm

HAPPY MASK SALESMAN:
Totally not a rapist.
pokemon_girl on December 31st, 2011 7:34 pm

~(O head_explode O)~
VoiceFromCorner on January 1st, 2012 8:40 am

This is why I stopped watching the show. Well, that and the intelligence reset.
Halcreix on January 1st, 2012 3:24 pm

In Soviet Pallet Town boys don't age while travelling, they just get younger.
_XD on January 3rd, 2012 10:42 am

The stuff that this guy makes is genius.
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Bobby on January 29th, 2012 4:45 am

I firmly believe there is a lost episode where Ash finds the Fountain of Youth
Hong_Meiling on February 8th, 2012 6:08 pm

Ash is the next Doctor. XD
Hong_Meiling on February 8th, 2012 6:15 pm

Ash=Immortal?
Bazinga on April 22nd, 2012 11:22 am

Man seriously, come on Japan, even in there people have GOT to age one day.

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