Red’s meteoric rise to fame might have seemed much more amazing if 95% of his opponents had any common sense.
By Justin Hall [JHall Comics]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 24, 2011 · 2:14 AM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Swearing would have made the first gen Pokemon so much better.
It's true. Most Pokes go ga-ga for the occasional Rare Candy.
Feelings?
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You know who's got a lot of feelings?
How dare you wreck my childhood with logic!
Psh. So Pokemon are only good when they're evolved?
Tell that to Joey's Rattata.
his secret. its MOUNTANS!!!
specifically Mt.Silver… oh those slopes
I stumbled upon you in your natural habitat.
I got my Pokemon to beat the shit out of you.
I captured you, in a near-death condition, regardless of your family and friends.
I used you to fight Pokemon you didn't even know, and some perhaps you did.
I commanded you to fight, expecting quick and accurate results.
I even watched you die.
Multiple times.
But it's a good thing you love me!
Common sense eh Red?
Does that mean he learned something at Pokemon School?
Relevant in some way but ill just slap it in here cause i got nothing.
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kthxbye
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Wait, this coming from the guy who never evolved his Pikachu?
I don't know… I think I'm going to stick with my 3 Geodudes.
A winning team isn't made from love, it's forged by fire.
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Use a bunch of different types of pokemon?
Don't you mean…use a bunch of psychic pokemon?
Use a whole bunch? Don't you mean get a pokemon with the ability levitate, only use dig and never use any other pokemon? I'm pretty sure that that's what he meant……
You know, Red has a point. It's one thing to keep your pokemon in basic form to hold out for a move it learns earlier or solely in that form…
But some of those people are just doing it on PURPOSE!
Especially in G/S and HG/SS. There's like 2 dozen first stage pokemon across all of Johto, between all the trainers. Which sucks, because it made leveling a fuckin' chore since all the trainers gave shit experience with their basic mons.
Okay I'm sick of wondering so I'm just going to ask regardless of the fact that I'll almost certainly get -1'd for it.
can somebody tell me a good website to post pictures on so I can put custom pictures in my comments? what the hell do you guys use?
Well, as the Beatles would say, "All you need is proper EV training!"
What Red isn't realizing is that Lance does the exact opposite with his lvl 47 and 50 Dragonites
Its funny because its true…
Dam for the life of me I can't remember the name of the person interviewing him.
is that why he hangs out at Mountains? so he'll never see those high leveled first evolutions?
Indeed.
Don't be such a baby. Ribs grow back
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(No ze don't)
Uh duh.
Everything else is relatively to scale.
Charizard is about 3 times bigger than it would be normally.
Pikachu is almost 7 times bigger.
The sad thing is that guy DID have two Pidgey's.
Yep, Red got his ideas right. You want to know why you don't love your pokemon?
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The Beatles are on the other side of the proper training debate, "All you need is Love!"
Jimmy! Jimmy I saw you're eyes! Don't you walk away from me!
I'm sorry, but I never gave a radio interview. That me is obviously a spy!
*sends out (insert fire pokemon here), which roasts "Red" from the comic*
See, just watch; he'll turn into Gary any second now
over your smugleaf?
What?!
You can't win with first level Pokemon you're attached to?
Seems like I need to teach this guy the power of friendship!
To Mt.Silver!
*And Immortal_Mook was never heard from again.*
What really surprises me is that there are crazy dudes with level 20+ magikarps some a whole team full of them. And then there are others who managed to get pidgeots at level twenty-something before they evolve Then there's lance with his impossible dragonite but I forgive him because it's A MUTHA-%&*#ing DRAGONITE!!
Forgot the “Bad Grammer” tag.
yet he has the same pikachu since the 90s
The evil teams of the regions are the worst. I'm going through Gold fighting rockets with freaking level 20+ Rattatas and Zubats.
Meanwhile, Lance is at Indigo Plato with three under-level Dragonites! IMPOSSIBRU!