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I WANT YOU TO PLAY MEDIC

Do it for your country! Or at least for Reliable Excavation & Demolition!
By Zwebbie, submitted by Issac E. and Alex D.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 17, 2011 · 1:35 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (364 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)
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Artistic, Gentlemen, Political, Retro, Strike A Pose, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software

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Are you telling me that...6 snipers is not the best setup for this team?!

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21 replies · active 694 weeks ago
Unfortunately he joined as...

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10 replies · active 694 weeks ago
And NO, playing as a spy disguised as a medic does NOT count
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1 reply · active 695 weeks ago
anyone find it ironic that the Heavy, who's Russian, during the Cold war, and has been hinted at as being soviet, is wearing an uncle sam hat
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3 replies · active 695 weeks ago
Wait a sec. Our team only has two sni-*backstab*
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I would rather have 6 snipers who can do damage than have 6 spies who don't know how to backstab.
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8 replies · active 694 weeks ago
Good thing he's pointing with 1 finger. If he'd used two, the poster would kill you when you stood in front of it.
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Joins as Medic: Heals team mates, gets screamed at for not healing everyone running everywhere all at once.

People blatantly run past as I'm desperately trying to blast down a spy that missed the backstab chance with the syringe gun.

Forget to spycheck 1 time, start to heal spy, stop within moments. People screaming again.

Switch to Pyro, enjoy game.
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Is it funny that the heavy looks more trustworthy than the uncle same picture?
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Fine. But I want you to pay attention to your goddamn medic. We don't like getting jumped from behind by <insert any combat class here> and die with 97% uber.
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Okay... where do I sign?
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1 reply · active 695 weeks ago
Join R.E.D. in the hunt against ftp-ers, first 500 people to join up get a uncle sam cap.
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Snipers and Engineers man. Goddam

Me: Anyone else think maybe we don't need 4 engineers?
Them:
Me: Anyone? No? Guess I'm just crazy then...
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4 replies · active 695 weeks ago
http://i931.photobucket.com/albums/ad156/TheGrand...

As soon as I saw this I knew I had to make it.
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Team full of snipers? Bad idea.
Team full of heavies? Best idea! http://www.halolz.com/2010/08/02/video-the-heavy-...
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1 reply · active 695 weeks ago
We also don't need four Spies, no Medics, x+5-ing Scouts, BlackBox/Direct Hit Soldiers, Engis that unsap before killing, Demospam, W+M1ing Pyros, and stupid Heavies.

...but all of that is a problem in the past. Now we are facing a more difficult crisis.

Hats.
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9 replies · active 694 weeks ago
I want that hat for my Heavy now.
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG5OsfOuEy0&annotation_id=annotation_758004&src_vid=EjMNNpIksaI&feature=iv" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG5OsfOuEy0&annotation_id=annotation_758004&src_vid=EjMNNpIksaI&feature=iv
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1 reply · active 695 weeks ago
You know... I WAS going to play one of the 50 games I haven't beaten on Steam due to Steam sales or any of my Gamecube games I haven't beaten yet (I'm a gen behind. =P) But now I want to play Medic in Team Fortress 2..... drat. I AM ZE UBERMENCH
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*Plays a sniper anyways*
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...unless they equip Machina...
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Eh... Snipers gonna Snipe
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In the words of the Mighty Gummy: "Why are there three snipers not doing anything on our team? We don't need three snipers!"
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1 reply · active 695 weeks ago
Well at least Heavy wore lipstick for his photo shoot...
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1 reply · active 695 weeks ago
The only reason Uncle Heavy wants you is so somebody can watch Sasha.
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Weeeell, I could..... but sometimes its just fun to play as spy and sneak into engie nest, jump onto dispenser and "Battle Cry" for maximum pant wettingness
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Uncle Heavy looks like he's wearing lipstick. CAN'T UNSEE.
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Forever-a-medic.jpeg
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This is officially going to be my new tf2 spray.

I am surprised the blue team doesn't just quit out of fear of all of the jarate the sniper team has... /shudder
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Srsly.
Stacking one class only works if the other team is doing the same thing.
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Does he have Lipstick on?
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Need a version for Spies and Scouts too.
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I wont join your communist RED party!

B L U! B L U!
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True story
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Yesterday I was playing a 12x12 match, and we had 6 spies, thats much better than 6 snipers
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I think you spelled my name wrong. It's Isaac E. not Issac E.
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Are my eyes playing tricks on me or is there a tinge of blue in that RED team poster?
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I got about 8 hours as Medic on my stats, and about 1.5 hours as pyro, my second most played class.
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I'd listen to him if he was wearing more hats.
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But In Soviet Russia, Medic Plays YOU!
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and this is why the medic has the most play time while the sniper sits at the bottom.
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Use as spray, watch team rage . . .
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Oh shut up and eat your sandvich. I've got to get more kills for my strange weapons. </sarcasm>
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That Heavy is a Christopher Walken!
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http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/172619-soon--2

I'm coming in your base, in your game, for your hats.

can you stop me?
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