Link’s Hearts

97 Comments

1. ProfessorLuigi on October 11th, 2011 12:23 am
   

   A lot of heart went into the comic.
   I can tell that this guy has guts.
   Maybe link should have a little heart to heart with queen gohma.
   Tip your waitresses! I'll be here all night!
2. ChemicalKirby on October 11th, 2011 12:28 am
   

   And you thought Captain Falcon was manly…
3. Xyxoz on October 11th, 2011 12:28 am
   

   Link sure has brown gloves.
4. Lord_Science on October 11th, 2011 12:28 am
   

   I don't always kill giant monsters, but when I do, I take their hearts for myself.

   also because it is mandatory in situations like these..
   Looks like Link,
   -shades-
   has a lot of heart.

   In other news, at least we now no why he doesn't talk, he has no lungs.
5. TheTopHatKid on October 11th, 2011 12:35 am
   

   Because if there's one thing women love it's
   rel="nofollow">a vascular man.
6. TheTopHatKid on October 11th, 2011 12:35 am
   

   Because if there's one thing women love it's rel="nofollow">a vascular man.
7. TCC on October 11th, 2011 12:39 am
   

   LIKE.
   A.
   BAAAWSSSS!!!!
8. macksting on October 11th, 2011 12:40 am
   

   Wow. Doesn’t he start with three?
9. JordanTH on October 11th, 2011 12:41 am
   

   He should probably begin to look into obtaining at least one organ that is NOT a heart. Maybe some lungs to begin with? Breathing is nice.
10. Gilyu on October 11th, 2011 12:43 am
    

    Link with a beard?

    THAT LINK IS A SPY
11. Happy_Crazy on October 11th, 2011 12:46 am
    

    Only a matter of time until somebody posts the obligatory Chris Redfield…
    SO LET'S SPEED THINGS UP!

    <img src=http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h416/kitsuneronin/chrisredfield.jpg>
12. invadingduck on October 11th, 2011 12:46 am
    

    Oh, did Link just watch Conan the Barbarian?
13. Citrovc4 on October 11th, 2011 12:52 am
    

    <img src="http://hejibits.com/comics/2011-10-03-heartless-horticulture.png"&gt;
14. Sceptilianblade on October 11th, 2011 12:53 am
    

    Panel 4 sure looks familiar…
    <img src="http://beautifullyabsurd.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/mola-ram1.jpg&quot; img>
    …Nah.
15. Rexxmech on October 11th, 2011 12:57 am
    

    It must be really inconvenient having to sow his chest back together after every boss fight.
16. mikeorike on October 11th, 2011 1:03 am
    

    Wow. Ripping you're opponent's guts as a trophy for you the keep in your pocket? That seems a bit…
    *shades*
    Heartless

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

    :'(
17. Happy_Crazy on October 11th, 2011 1:05 am
    

    Something that's confusing me is how this would work with the next boss…
    A self-performed heart surgery procedure with King Dodongo's heart would be quite an interesting sight…
18. CriticalQuit on October 11th, 2011 1:11 am
    

    Wait.

    Aren't the hearts supposed to be in containers?
19. VyseRogueKing on October 11th, 2011 1:17 am
    

    Hey more organs means more healthy. Look at our buddy Zim here.
    <img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/9/15706465_f936635cc6.jpg&quot; height="240">
20. VT_Juju_Man on October 11th, 2011 1:21 am
    

    If that's how Link gets his hearts, i'd hate to see how he gets more magic.

    It seems like he gets his hearts the same way Chuck Norris gets his dinner.
21. Actuallyguy on October 11th, 2011 1:22 am
    

    Artist is the fine gentlemen over at Supafine: http://www.supafine.com/comics/classic.php?comicI…
22. El_bruno on October 11th, 2011 1:24 am
    

    So….. Link learned heart surgery from the Medic then? No wonder he's missing half his ribs…..

    Also, Related
23. KZN02 on October 11th, 2011 1:51 am
    

    I'd hate to see how Link combines Heart Pieces.
24. SuperDeadPuddle on October 11th, 2011 1:51 am
    

    The legend says that Links Heart Capacity grew by one that day,and as he stood with his manly hero feet sopping wet in the pathetic remnants of his fallen foe, he felt something new. A kind warmth in his chest, a (I'm so sorry) TINGLE.
25. AManWithACloak on October 11th, 2011 2:09 am
    

    Link is a Boss.
    Link doesn't need to talk.
    People understand him just by being near him.
    Link doesn't need fancy ass containers for hearts.
    He just rips his chest open and shoves it in there next to the others.
    Link doesn't need the Master Sword to kill Ganon.
    He can just bombard him with Deku Nuts. Documented Fact
26. SHODAK on October 11th, 2011 2:17 am
    

    I find this disheartening.
27. Ultamia on October 11th, 2011 5:55 am
    

    Panel four.. Those eyes.. I'm pretty sure his eyes should not be in those positions.
28. Gearheadmk2 on October 11th, 2011 7:44 am
    

    So this is, what, the twentyeth time the internet has destroyed my childhood? Come on web! This is getting predictable, try something new!
29. Jan on October 11th, 2011 10:49 am
    

    Thank god I don't have to draw awkward parallels now that hearts replenish themselves in Minecraft ≥1.8 given enough food.
30. Marzen on October 11th, 2011 11:30 am
    

    Giant man-eating monster kicking my ass? Come on bro, have a heart!

    *kills it* Oh, you do!
31. BlurrySandwich on October 11th, 2011 12:04 pm
    

    "And who do you think you are
    Running 'round leaving scars
    Collecting your jar of hearts"
32. JboneDRS on October 11th, 2011 12:04 pm
    

    Oh Link, you're all heart, aren't you?
33. WheelMan1337 on October 11th, 2011 2:41 pm
    

    Little did he know that right outside the beast's lair waited a crazed German scientist who shouted:
    "Come over here! I promise I will heal you!"
34. Omnomynous on October 11th, 2011 5:04 pm
    

    and suddenly, Xemnas.

    Xemnas: "Could you spare…a heart?"
    *Link tears out one of his own*
    Xemnas: …..
35. TopHatEngineer on October 11th, 2011 5:35 pm
    

    and i thought link was heartless
36. VaultLegend on October 11th, 2011 8:23 pm
    

    After playing The Binding of Isaac, this stuff barely makes me flinch now.
37. TheArrived on October 11th, 2011 9:25 pm
    

    I'm sure there's a Paparoach reference in here somewhere.
38. Jerach on October 11th, 2011 10:33 pm
    

    We see here the link has evolved to no longer need any organs in its torso but a collection of hearts.
39. Mr.Neddlemouse on October 12th, 2011 5:30 pm
    

    Kano’s Fatality: you’re doing it…. right?
40. IncredulousEric on October 12th, 2011 6:02 pm
    

    <img src="http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r196/geek_marine/linkready.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">
41. 1337oranges on October 18th, 2011 4:31 pm
    

    KALI MA
    SHAKTI DE, KALI MAAAA
42. dbgtinfinite on October 31st, 2011 7:17 pm
    

    What happens when link loses a heart? Does the enemy do the same to him? Or does he have a heart attack?

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