Problem Solver

104 Comments

1. Psychopatrick88 on September 19th, 2011 1:30 pm
   

   That whore! She's cheating on the companion cube!!
2. TehVortex on September 19th, 2011 1:39 pm
   

   rel="nofollow">For those unaware.
3. SirNumel on September 19th, 2011 1:50 pm
   

   Halo? In my Portals? I could live with that.
4. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on September 19th, 2011 1:59 pm
   

   WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LEMON GRENADES!?!
5. MasqueNoMercy on September 19th, 2011 2:00 pm
   

   its like explosion day!
6. Vlauer on September 19th, 2011 2:01 pm
   

   Chell: For science, GlaDOS! *ka-blooey*
7. HughbertEsq on September 19th, 2011 2:02 pm
   

   And so Chell and Wheately continued their lives travelling across the desolated and occupied wastes of North America, invalidating both arguments and the ionic bonds holding all the squishy bits of Combine Soldiers and Synths together.
8. HughbertEsq on September 19th, 2011 2:04 pm
   

   Well your precious RAWKET LAWNCHAIR won't save you from your FEVER!
   MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

   get it… noses red……
9. NekoKnight on September 19th, 2011 2:08 pm
   

   I have a rocket launcher. Your GLaDOS is invalid.

   EDIT: Joke Intercepted. I realized Shawn already made the joke right after posting, and my reaction was the same as GLaDOS in panel 4.
10. tveye on September 19th, 2011 2:09 pm
    

    I'm assuming that rocket launcher was designed by Black Mesa…
11. Gearheadmk2 on September 19th, 2011 2:15 pm
    

    As an deticated engineer player, I can assure you that explosives are the best answer to anything.
    Becuase they blow my stuff up every fucking time.
12. AuraBlaze on September 19th, 2011 2:16 pm
    

    I've figured it out! rel="nofollow">Guns solve everthing Do you need money? Your gun can earn you an interest-free loan at the bank. rel="nofollow">Is your hunting partner laughing at you? A gun says "shut up" louder than you can. Someone showing off his guns to the ladies? Show them you have more

    Guns = Better standards of living.
13. KungFuDeli on September 19th, 2011 2:18 pm
    

    Dear Glados,
    Fuck you and your cake! This is triumph but not for you. I have rockets! Burn in lava, you bitch!
    Sincerely
    Chell
14. Hejiru on September 19th, 2011 2:28 pm
    

    Hey look buddy, I'm a test subject. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is space?" Because that would fall under the purview of your conundrums of astronomy. I solve practical problems. Fer instance, how am I gonna get some fatty fatty no-parents to give me my cake?

    The answer… is a gun.
    And if that don't work… USE MOAR GUN.
15. Skrist on September 19th, 2011 2:30 pm
    

    I got nothing… rel="nofollow"> so..
16. Psychopatrick88 on September 19th, 2011 2:37 pm
    

    Wow, that's almost depressing in this context >.<
17. Zain_Bloodbane on September 19th, 2011 2:42 pm
    

    Chell put on sunglasses but didn't make a CSI meme. This submission is invalid.
18. TheFancyPants on September 19th, 2011 2:47 pm
    

    Ah, the asterisk. It always amuses me when they are used for swearing censorship, when really we all know what it's trying to say. so the question is, do they really do anything besides prevent the younger ones not exposed to such language from knowing what's going on?
    Really, aside from that it may as well be spelled out. (writing philosopher mode over)
19. CriticalQuit on September 19th, 2011 2:49 pm
    

    Portal 2 would have been interesting if the game had taken more from TF2 than just hats…
20. Jimmy on September 19th, 2011 2:52 pm
    

    I love this SO MUCH.
21. TheAceOfSkulls on September 19th, 2011 3:26 pm
    

    Another Halo joke on Halolz? What blasphemy is this? I thought we were about TF2 and Pokemon content with the occasional Minecraft piece thrown in.
22. Ice_Cold_Water on September 19th, 2011 3:50 pm
    

    Rocket launchers plus Shark week plus Dinosaurs =
    <img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8ahcaMKSs1qc4yeio1_400.jpg"&gt;
    <img src="http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001597041/114433633_f_yeah_guy_answer_4_xlarge.png"&gt;
23. DiamyoAlex on September 19th, 2011 4:09 pm
    

    GLaDos: KIDDING! I WAS KIDDING!
24. TheInsaneWombat on September 19th, 2011 4:20 pm
    

    Looks like GLaDOS was on….

    *shades*

    A rocket to insanity.

    Yes. I did just make a ponies joke. About a terrifying ponies fanfic.
25. MasterLuigi452 on September 19th, 2011 4:40 pm
    

    in4spacejoke?
26. penguindude42 on September 19th, 2011 4:49 pm
    

    This submission has been trolled.
    Are you proud of yourselves?
27. Psycroc on September 19th, 2011 5:21 pm
    

    And if that don't work

    Use more gun
28. Drjolt on September 19th, 2011 6:42 pm
    

    This is so true. Think about that mortal kombat DLC, with freddy kruger? Shoot Freddy Kruger in the nuts and tell him to "GET OUT OF MY GODAMN DREAMS!"
29. Vizardvalor on September 19th, 2011 6:45 pm
    

    This could work for Pokemon too. You can get those badges and beat the Pokemon League in no time with a Pokemon.
30. TheInsaneWombat on September 19th, 2011 6:57 pm
    

    Hmmm… *thinks of a song*

    Aperture…
    Aperture…
    Aperture, FUCK YEAH!
    Sciencing now, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
    Aperture, FUCK YEAH!
    Science is the only way yeah,
    Scientists your game is through cause now you have to answer to,
    Cave Johnson, FUCK YEAH!
    So lemon grenades, conversion gel,
    Aperture, FUCK YEAH!
    What you going to do when we come for you now,
    it’s the science that we all share; it’s the testing for tomorrow

    Meh, not perfect, but you get the gist of what I was trying to do.
31. tkscz on September 19th, 2011 7:12 pm
    

    Portal 1:
    sv_cheats 1
    impulse 101

    Live the comic!
32. Mask of Problem? on September 19th, 2011 11:35 pm
    

    I call hax, she's using a Mac for gaming
33. dope92 on September 20th, 2011 2:41 am
    

    im sorry but i cant come up with anything

    ill go to the corner now
34. Skarge on September 21st, 2011 10:14 am
    

    OBJECTION!! if we replace the portal gun with a regular one (a normal gun), the name will be no longer "Portal" but "Normal"
35. £cake on September 22nd, 2011 9:37 pm
    

    I was GOING to post a link to the scene in HLFLC: Free Man where John Freeman fires a rocket at GLaDOS, but NO, fucking WMG and NBC Universal got the video removed.
    Seriously, fuck them.

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