You have to admit his arsenal is starting to contradict his personal business philosophies from the Meet The Sniper video!
By Tetchy
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 26, 2011 · 3:50 PM
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Categories: Advice Meme, Irony, PC, Playstation, Poop Jokes, Special Attacks, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (77 Comments) |
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I don't know if someone already posted this, but here we are.
Well, it may not polite but no one can deny that Jarate is pretty efficient.
Well, it could be worse
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Well Human urine does work well as an astringent.
(A fancy term for a substances that tightens up the skin)
Well, how else is he gonna get rid of it?
Guys, why are you all so creeped out? It's nature's lemonade. *Sip*…And this isn't lemonade.
There is such a thing as being rel="nofollow">too efficient.
Is it necessary to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste
Didn't you know? This wonderful urinesque fragrance does wonders to people!
Is your wife getting uglier by the minute? Or is that fella just damned annoying? A bottle of concentrated piss solves every problem!
Bloody Spy hangin' around
Better throw my own piss
I saw the Twitter post in all caps, I even thought "This is gonna be one of THOSE pictures with the sniper talking about piss".
And thus were my powers of fortune proven.
That's how we say "hello" in Australia.
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Contradicting as it may be, at-least the medic's actually sterile now
Where we come from that's how we say 'Hello'.
*Typing away at computer* When suddenly…
Sniper: JARATE!
*I get all piss-jarred in the face*
Me: Aww. Pftth. Pffth. Eww. *cough* That wasn't polite at all.
Grass grows, Birds fly, and Brutha?
I throw questionably replenishable white liquids at people.
Throwin' Piss. Like an Aus.
Courage Sniper just drinks a lot of water. And has an unlimited supply of jars.
Shut up! Being funny is hard!
Mom, I'm not a maniac, I'm an assassin! Well the difference being, one throws piss at people and the other is mental sickness!
I'll let you figure out which does what :D
My question is why doesn't jarate do damage when it hits people?I mean, you are hurling a glass jar at the person with enough force for it to shatter on impact. That should hurt like hell.
Pissin's a good job mate!
Next round, a shot goes off and I
PISS IN A JAR
Weeeeeeeell he does have a plan to kill everyone he meets, so fair's fair I guess
The Sniper is honoring his enemies' deaths by choosing to gracefully finish them off with the assistance of the masterful martial art revered to as Jarate, which has been passed down for the last couple years, and you ignorant slimes dare call it impolite?!
Bollocks! On all of you uncultured swine and this submission!
I can't help it when a PISSED sniper has to throw his urine to show dominance. When his H-PEE is low, he can he can sit in a corner, PISSIN' his time away.
Those were all terrible puns. Now I'm going to sit in the corner and think about what I just said.
Urine Trouble indeed.
Don't forget he can shoot it too.
if weaponizing your own waste isn't the peak of efficiency, then I don't know what is!
I don't want to brag or anything, but this meme was originally done by me over at: http://lamb-of-rod.tumblr.com/post/9022339976/som…
so Tetchy is clearly a spy!
"Pee polite. Pee efficient. Have a plan to piss off everyone you meet."
Yeah I know I'm lame… :(
rel="nofollow">Here is a more efficient way to kill with piss!
On a side note, I've missed a lot, sup everyone?
Throwing piss is efficient!
It makes spies visible, and with the bushwhacka it makes everyone covered in being dead!
tbh it is quite efficient at finding spies :D
I kind of thought this when the update was released. A couple of years ago.
Edumocate yo'selves:
http://rdcarneiro.deviantart.com/art/Sniper-meme-…