I HACKED POKÉMON

222 Comments

1. Doctor Rover on July 15th, 2011 8:48 pm
   

   Later Professor Oak came by and revoked Ash's training license for riding his bike indoors.
2. Peterdivine on July 15th, 2011 8:53 pm
   

   Bulbasaur: I THOUGHT it was weird that he got the badge when I'm his only Pokemon…
3. RemielChibus on July 15th, 2011 8:53 pm
   

   I don't need a badge to use Flash!

   WHY AM I BEING ARRESTED OH GOD
4. El_bruno on July 15th, 2011 8:06 pm
   

   Cut trees, get Mews. People are going to have fun with this new Pokemon's Urban Legend of Zelda, hehe…..

   …oh yeah, almost forgot about our incoming guest.

   <img src="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/102/c/2/HAAX_by_JakeTheGmodLover.jpg"&gt;
5. KamikazeGible on July 15th, 2011 9:21 pm
   

   I wish I had known this years ago. Then I could have made Missingno. my bitch.
6. Ragnellrok on July 15th, 2011 9:22 pm
   

   Hax! You can now have 7 Pokemon on your team, congratulations!
7. Coodoo on July 15th, 2011 9:23 pm
   

   … I don't understand
8. SUTBComics on July 15th, 2011 9:23 pm
   

   "I just got the Zephyr Badge!"
   But Ash this is Kanto…
9. ThePinkSpartan on July 15th, 2011 9:23 pm
   

   Who needs badges? *TRAINER uses Weed Whacker! It's super effective! Bulbasaur has been reduced to grass clippings!*
10. Vizardvalor on July 15th, 2011 9:24 pm
    

    Silly Halolz, Pokemon don't talk
11. Paulrus-Keaton? on July 15th, 2011 9:27 pm
    

    I tried to haxxor Pokemon once.
    I thought I could handle it.
    ….I lost everything.
12. Jackthehedgy on July 15th, 2011 9:33 pm
    

    I always hated getting something the legit way. Just to go to my friends house to see they already have seven of them.
13. smartmonkey on July 15th, 2011 9:39 pm
    

    Meh, who needs to use cut outside battle when you can use this SUPER EFFECTIVE tool.
14. Haite on July 15th, 2011 9:43 pm
    

    Mews huh?
    Missingno huh?
    Yeah, have fun now.
    Just wait until you turn off you game and your save file be corrupt, hackers…
15. FoxyMayo on July 15th, 2011 9:45 pm
    

    Y'know… if all the Pokémon were to disappear in their world… how would everyone react….?

    Trainer #1: "FUCK, WHERE DID ALL THE POKEMON GO? I NEED TO SHOVE SOME ROCKS!!"

    Trainer #2: "Y'know… we do have bulldozers…. just… like… sitting there…."

    Trainer #1: "WHAT'S A BULLDOZER? IS THAT A POKEMON?"

    Trainer #2: "It's a machine. It would be helpful in your rock-pushing endeavors…"

    Trainer #1: "FUCK THAT. I FEEL USELESS WITHOUT MY MACHOP."

    Trainer #2: "…."
16. TCC on July 15th, 2011 9:48 pm
    

    oh, and it's not like you can use any non HM moves out of battle… GOD FORBID I use water gun instead of a stupid looking watering can…
17. Henry_Wong on July 15th, 2011 10:54 pm
    

    With the right Java script and card swipe, hacking is actually pretty easy when using Digimon.

    <img src=http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_licgog6YU81qdr767o1_500.png>
    mmhmm
18. Xyxoz on July 15th, 2011 10:59 pm
    

    Bulbasaur should've know better.
    Everyone with Bulbasaur uses Bulbasaur to beat Misty.
19. Tryposphere on July 15th, 2011 11:52 pm
    

    Bulbasaur: Bulba, bulba bulba!

    Trainer: I'm sorry Bulbasaur, we need a badge in order to cut through that tre--

    Bulbasaur: FUCK BADGES

    *Bulbasaur solarbeams the tree*
20. werewolfsfury on July 16th, 2011 12:11 am
    

    you were walking up the beach on cinnibar? no wonder you wasted your time your supposed to use surf on the right side
21. Hatmor on July 16th, 2011 12:47 am
    

    Yea, Pokemon Hax! Now I can get Missin-!@#$%^&*#HYF$#*F
    -File Corrupted-
    FUCK!
22. PortalMan118 on July 16th, 2011 1:52 am
    

    WE NEEDS NO POKEMON TO CATCH POKEMON!!!!

    ALL YOU NEED IS THE HAXXXXXX!!!!!!
23. ClericBard on July 16th, 2011 3:08 am
    

    Yo DAWG, I herd U liek Gym BAdges, so I put a gym badge in yo gym badge so you can cut when you cut.
24. Kristoph Gavin on July 16th, 2011 4:47 am
    

    That is quite possibly some of the worst art ever.
    But who cares it has HAX
25. Gary_Blue on July 16th, 2011 4:48 am
    

    See, this doesn't apply to me because I can fly over everything on a Spearow.

    Problem, logic?
26. sims796 on July 16th, 2011 6:04 am
    

    I was in the john. Am I too late for the free Mews?
27. HughbertEsq on July 16th, 2011 7:15 am
    

    *hipster glasses*
    I simply spent all my monies on Master Balls before Hax
28. Juggernaut470 on July 16th, 2011 8:54 am
    

    Who cuts trees when you can walk straight through them?
29. TehVortex on July 16th, 2011 9:57 am
    

    Ash looks like he's been at the SilverPowder a little too much. Someone get him some Protein and some Calcium.
30. TheSpaceCore on July 16th, 2011 10:07 am
    

    Don't go around small tree, cut it down.

    Burn the small tree down with your fire starter? Nope. Cut it.

    Spray sudowoodo with water from your water starter? Nope, use squirt bottle.

    Use Dive, you can now breathe underwater.

    Use rain dance underwater for underwater rain. Feel free to throw a fire blast in there too.

    Fly….enough said.

    Battle with giant fire-breathing, laser shooting monsters indoors constantly, risking damage to property and destruction of innocent lives. But oh for the love of god DON'T ride your bike indoors. That would be dangerous.

    Got bored of space, decided to rant about pokemon.
31. CriticalQuit on July 16th, 2011 10:39 am
    

    In before Creeperno
32. Beryl on July 16th, 2011 10:45 am
    

    Turn Wailmer 90 degrees, tell it to surf down. Dive before you're supposed to. Pull Jirachi from cracks in reality. Profit.

    Problem Elm?
33. Navy_Pheonix on July 16th, 2011 11:22 am
    

    Oh I get it, Bulbasaur HACKED down the tree.

    That's the joke right?
34. HughbertEsq on July 16th, 2011 12:18 pm
    

    Ah Christ -1 Troll…
35. Solar Boy Django on July 16th, 2011 12:20 pm
    

    It's funny because just yesterday I found a copy of Pokemon Platnium on the ground. and it was indeed hacked >>
36. Artakha on July 16th, 2011 1:09 pm
    

    I'm I too late for the party? In that case…
    <img src="http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m104/themayneman/hax.jpg&quot; border="0" hax Pictures, Images and Photos"/>
    I'll just leave this here.
37. ChemicalKirby on July 16th, 2011 1:12 pm
    

    I love looking at the 'lol' style art.
38. Uzumakiclan43 on July 16th, 2011 1:36 pm
    

    Obligatory "Don't believe in Red, believe in the hacked Pokemon that belive in me!"

    (Sorry, best I could come up with after going under a major back surgery and having 2 days of no internet access)
39. Red_Zero on July 16th, 2011 3:10 pm
    

    I call the hax on this one, shit, now every pokemon cartridge will be like playing Counter Strike!
40. penguindude42 on July 16th, 2011 7:34 pm
    

    YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
41. vash_ts on July 16th, 2011 8:33 pm
    

    If you are such a genius, hack a fifth attack in a pokemon…
42. _XD on July 17th, 2011 4:52 am
    

    so wait, how does a bulbasaur cut trees?
43. Artakha on July 17th, 2011 5:13 pm
    

    Alas, this may be unrelated, but I've noticed a lack of Wolf and Falcon based submissions lately. Are they just going out of style? Have we uncovered them all? O_O

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