[VIDEO] Do The Creeper

48 Comments

1. Paulrus-Keaton? on July 8th, 2011 1:32 am
   

   "Dum dee dum, guess I'll visit Halolz before I go to b-OMGBOOBS."
2. Azurik on July 8th, 2011 1:38 am
   

   …it did happen sooner. That video is quite old.
3. Passerby Boy on July 8th, 2011 1:42 am
   

   I don't have time to actually watch the video soooo

   *insert comment related to video here*
4. Dash12345678 on July 8th, 2011 1:45 am
   

   Huh. Do female minecraft characters always have mammaries that stick out so far as you can see at 2:46?
5. ChemicalKirby on July 8th, 2011 1:49 am
   

   Women play minecraft????? must be a guy,i saw it on the internet…
6. Jackthehedgy on July 8th, 2011 1:52 am
   

   Lol square tits.
7. AuraMaster on July 8th, 2011 1:57 am
   

   Anyone else think that female creeper had nice titsssssssssssssssss?
8. PrototypeHero on July 8th, 2011 2:11 am
   

   -insert joke about boobs and/or exploding here-

   Wait, that doesn't sound right…
9. Wetmang on July 8th, 2011 2:21 am
   

   Titsssssssssssss

   You know that's one green penis that can explode on me anytime…

   wait…
10. Ataeru on July 8th, 2011 2:26 am
    

    *mother revolted by creeper baby*
    What? you were you expecting nothing to happen? You knew about the consequences beforehand. If you did not want the baby, then you should not of let him explode without protection.
11. Trolldad on July 8th, 2011 2:27 am
    

    <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/002/252/me-gusta.png?1300420314"&gt;
12. BoxeyBrown on July 8th, 2011 2:58 am
    

    Square boobs at the end > the rest of the video
13. Ryu_Bonkosi on July 8th, 2011 3:06 am
    

    Damn those tits are nice. Fuck squares.
14. Nick Soapdish on July 8th, 2011 4:01 am
    

    Can someone make a video of her just jumping up and down with close ups of her boobs? Hopefully someone can make a gif or repeating video of all the 'relevant' parts cause it's too hard to fap to this right now. Can't explode.

    Also relevant: rel="nofollow">
15. ZeikHunter on July 8th, 2011 4:10 am
    

    Feeling the need to be creative, I decided to try and comment regarding something other than tits.

    Well, I managed to get 69 e-peen. So…

    Boobs.
16. ZeikHunter on July 8th, 2011 4:10 am
    

    Feeling the need to be creative, I decided to try and comment regarding something other than tits.

    I failed.

    Boobs.
17. bombboom on July 8th, 2011 4:29 am
    

    I like Screen Team, but some of these parodies of music videos are bad.
18. Combatbeaver on July 8th, 2011 6:01 am
    

    once i saw the title i immediately thought that this would be based on rel="nofollow">do the mario…
19. Hadouken on July 8th, 2011 9:19 am
    

    Fact: Creepers are friendly creatures and only really want hugs
20. razorman715 on July 8th, 2011 9:42 am
    

    WATCH A VIDEO

    THINK THERE WOULD BE FUNNY COMMENTS

    HALF OF THE COMMENTS ARE ABOUT BOOBS.
21. T on July 8th, 2011 10:56 am
    

    Razorman…it’s the internet. Tits or GTFO.
22. strayjohno on July 8th, 2011 12:30 pm
    

    This is actually pretty catchy. But I didn't notice until my fifth or sixth watch.
23. Rexxmech on July 8th, 2011 1:06 pm
    

    I was actually expecting a "Do the Mario" parody
24. Creeperpeeper on July 8th, 2011 1:16 pm
    

    Minecraft 18.4_01 is going to look real? I can't wait for that version!
25. TopRattata on July 8th, 2011 2:05 pm
    

    http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1590414/T…
    I threw this picture together shortly after I heard the song.

    Sop in other words, "FIRST!" xD
26. RespectfulGlove on July 8th, 2011 4:06 pm
    

    Female creeper with huge boobs? That's actually worth many people's wet dreams. Crude comment warning. Not holding back here.

    Think about it. First and foremost, the worst she can do is explode. Therefore, you can do anything you want to her. Anything. Grope her? Pile your face into her? Fuck her? All she can do about it is die in an effort to hurt you. The average creeper explosion cannot kill a human at full health, meaning you get off with only a scratch.

    Better yet, if she does take a liking for you, that's a free girlfriend substitute that sacrifices a beautiful face for an impregnable body. Ever lasting sex without consequence? Yes please.

    Lastly, in the case that she does give birth to a half-human half-creeper, that leaves you with beneficial choices. If you're a family man, you can stay with them to be happy in life, as well as be accepted into the creeper community. No more being blown up in an aggressive manner. If you're turned away from the idea of a creeper family, you can continue the pre-baby process until she either explodes in realization of that you're using her, leaving no trace but a few mutant creepers, or defeat her to get some gun powder. The anti-family choices only have guilt as a real consequence, which will vary depending on how attached you get to the explosive species (which hopefully won't be too much, given what they've done to you before).

    tl;dr -- If you see a female creeper, do whatever you want to her because nothing bad will really happen to you.

    Now I just hope my analysis will be accepted by the Halolzian community.
27. VyseRogueKing on July 8th, 2011 5:36 pm
    

    When I first saw the official video. I knew this was inevitable.
28. emblemfan on July 8th, 2011 6:23 pm
    

    I would make a comment about Herobrine, (I love that story), but instead… *insert comment about boobs*
29. Ovahdrive on July 9th, 2011 12:24 am
    

    I find its a lot easier to masturbate to this if you put it on mute.
30. sonicsmash2 on July 10th, 2011 12:18 pm
    

    Betcha someones working on a boobies mod now…

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