Poor old Daycare Man… he’s grown so senile he’s forgotten the birds and the beedrills!
By Tommy T.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 14, 2011 · 2:18 PM
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Categories: Advice Meme, Irony, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokémon · Leave a comment (83 Comments) |
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In a world without public schools, there is no health class.
"I have no idea how it got there"
*Cue cut to Jurassic Park egg farm underneath the day care center*
*Alarm goes off*
"One is escaping!!!"
"Kill it! KILL IT!!!"
*Cue scientist pulling out a desert eagle on a full grown tyrannotaur*
"That'll do pig, that'll do…"
This is why eggs appear
<img src="http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2009/356/3/6/Ditto__pimp__by_Kinova.png">
because ditto is a pimp
Haters gonna hate.
Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1. Does this spark any anger in you?
Rabble rabble rabble.
Of course he knows, it's just that you're too young to know or understand.
The daycare man is pretty naive and harmless. It's the daycare lady you have to watch out for…
Here's a thought, you can go one space away and back and still get an egg, the reason he doesn't know how they got there is that the egg somehow keeps ending up in his little camping spot.
Other words your pokemon are heartless.
Well I personally think he doesn't remember from being traumatized, I mean have YOU ever seen a Skitty do it with a Wailord? You'd probably blank it out too.
Pokemon Breeding: It's like pimping, except you don't have to use the phrase "upside your head".
when a pokemon loves ditto, he will call a smeargle to write a card asking for an egg…
some steps later, a dodrio will come runing with that egg and leave it inside a cabbage…
got it?
"Heeeyyy! [trainer name here]! Come here!"
"Ah! It's you! I'm so surprised to see you even though I just called you over!"
He has no idea how they got there because every time he witnesses the process, he uses brain bleach to wash the memory of it occurring, out.
old man.
old man.
Y U NO EGG?
I think someone needs to explain the pokemon birds and the bees to this guy. Although I don't think a single pokemon researcher/professor has studied their anatomy for fear of being called a furry.
he knows how it got there
he also knows not to explain that ditto is a whore to random passing 10 year olds
Ok quick question… I can't see this submission or the halolz background. it looks white and boring like a courage kratos submission in black and white… Anybody else have this problem?
"I mean, I leave them alone for five minutes and they suddenly have an egg with 'em!"
-1 TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
ARM THE CANNONS!
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
So what happens if they AREN'T, perfect breeds? Do they meet the same fate as http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&…?
AN -1 TROLL IS IN THE BASE! WE MUST PROTECT THE E-PEEN!
… Did anyone else look at that old man's head and see an upside-down face?
I know how they get there… I can see it from my mountain.
It's… it's not very pretty
He doesn't know how it got there, he doesn't know why it's there, yet he knows that it was your Pokemon, and he knows your phone number, and he knows that it is your egg which is indistinguishable from any other egg there…. Does he know he can go inside everyone once in awhile to see his extortionist wife?
Y'know I'm fast coming to believe that the Day-Care man and woman are a childless couple of virgins. Sorry Lyra's mum, I think you were adopted.
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH LEMONS!!!
I dont know either.even though i have had a minum and plusle that laid 70000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
eggs at his daycare.I would go slightly to the left and remember the pokemart.so i go back and hes waiting for me.and i flee the scene and became a magical talking mudkip!who wears a top hat and monocle and every saturday swings around a can.
Hey, I represent that statement!